OM45GE - Posted - 01/18/2017:  03:25:10

Still on sale 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2017:  13:11:21

A mattress company that had a going out of business sale last year
is still in business????

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/19/2017:  13:34:01

Maybe he's over the hill

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2017:  14:49:33

I don't think the DA is going to retry my client. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/19/2017:  15:41:00

Can't you just have his barker cut out?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  02:50:32

That is a very attractive weather forecaster. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2017:  04:10:27

Maybe I could get her to storm on me

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  10:49:28

I like it when she talks about it being warm and humid in the valleys.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/20/2017:  11:16:50

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS SAKES ALIVE,,MABLE

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  12:57:40

I said read my lips, not my hips.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/20/2017:  13:38:08

There's a warm front coming my way

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2017:  13:58:02

Sorry, I get like that sometimes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2017:  13:03:49

There are 1352 guitar pickers in Nashville

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2017:  18:53:46

There stands the glass. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/22/2017:  03:21:18

Standing at the edge of the earth...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2017:  04:00:08

Granny isn't much of a conversationalist since she died but I'm winning a lot more of our Canasta games. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2017:  06:42:10

The 15 year old asked me What's a jukebox?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2017:  10:29:29

This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/22/2017:  13:10:00

There was 4 of them before the other 928 showed up

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2017:  14:23:10

This is my sixth load of laundry. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2017:  03:15:55

Oh sure,,you can buy those at the drug store

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2017:  03:40:21

Damn penguins. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2017:  03:55:33

Tarzan,Jane,Boy,Cheeta, the Lone Ranger,dill pickles,and cheddar cheese

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2017:  05:40:04

Only 336 shopping days left before Christmas!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2017:  12:51:35

Six more miles to the graveyard

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2017:  13:12:50

Yes dear, that is 10 inches.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/23/2017:  16:17:47

all I know is the vet said there is a difference between a male and a female???

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2017:  02:45:46

I reached for the stars and threw my back out. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2017:  03:53:11

It wasn't designed to be used standing up.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2017:  05:33:16

Joe Scarborough has a hockey nose

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2017:  06:12:27

Somebody has to eat the last one.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2017:  08:22:30

Why is everybody running,,,,it's only a bear

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2017:  11:25:24

I don't have to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun YOU.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2017:  14:24:43

What do you mean you want to leave We just got here

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2017:  15:16:56

There are a lot of coincidences here. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2017:  15:27:22

WOW!! What the heck was that

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2017:  18:35:44

Where did you expect the bears to poop?

Elmo_Smiley - Posted - 01/25/2017:  04:10:18

quote:

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Originally posted by chuckv97

 

If it lasts for more than four hours, take 2 aspirin and call your sawbones in the morning

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If it lasts for more than four hours, forget the doc. I'm gonna need the lady nurse... Hehe!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2017:  04:44:06

All things equal,,just do what I said.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2017:  07:10:37

They must have put something in the water.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2017:  08:27:17

Never walk backwards up a mountain,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2017:  11:08:03

Why yes, those pants do make your butt look fat.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/26/2017:  11:06:50

Are they really double D?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2017:  11:49:43

You don't need me to make you look silly.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2017:  13:15:09

Wherever you go,, there you are.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2017:  13:35:59

These shoes are way too tight but I got a great deal on them.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/26/2017:  15:33:46

Who was Rip Van Winkle,where did he go and why?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2017:  06:17:42

Blatherskites, pontificators, verbal flatulists and babblers one and all.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2017:  03:45:02

It's all a bunch of bologna.