Scaggs7 - Posted - 07/27/2015:  19:26:02

you can't mean to that

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2015:  04:40:07

Yes,and it's a sticky situation.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2015:  05:25:02

Lincoln's head is on both sides of the penny.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2015:  10:16:14

Bill's picture is on both sides of the wanted poster

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2015:  16:12:05

They've got the wrong guy. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/28/2015:  16:36:21

That's what they all say,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2015:  20:15:07

Thought I'd get a new hood ornament.......

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/29/2015:  01:49:45

The only place I haven't looked is where I lost it,,,,,,,,,

J e f f - Posted - 07/30/2015:  18:47:21

My dog is a roofer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2015:  02:51:23

Did you ever see the inside of a refrigerator,,,,the light DOES go out.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2015:  02:53:56

I pull a reefer for a living

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/31/2015:  03:53:41

Fa la doop, ranga-danga poo

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2015:  13:15:30

Every time I think moon beams,,I see corn bread

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/31/2015:  16:02:20

When I think corn bread, I think johnnycake

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/31/2015:  17:06:55

I have a Red Ryder BB gun and I can make it shoot 5 at a time!!!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 07/31/2015:  20:19:49

Ithought they were liars. they said go outside and look at the blue moon tonight. Well, it's white as a piece of chalk. I think when it came through the trees, the leaves scrubbed all the blue off!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2015:  02:06:33

What? Do you think he was born yesterday?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2015:  06:02:03

He seemed fairly normal to me. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/01/2015:  13:40:38

I said jump!! If they jumped,that was ok. If they
didn't jump,that was ok too.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/01/2015:  14:01:05

Then the dog peed on the nap sack 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2015:  03:22:59

Orville Stinsingbough is a name to be reconed with,,,,,,,,

J e f f - Posted - 08/02/2015:  05:14:45

My dog is still a roofer.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2015:  06:55:30

Would you like to see what I have hidden out in the barn?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/02/2015:  07:54:27

Don't back up in second gear

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/02/2015:  12:41:46

There's always tomorrow,, but then I'll be late

OM45GE - Posted - 08/03/2015:  17:24:24

It was the kind of movie that was supposed to be bad 

TheLastWord - Posted - 08/04/2015:  03:50:40

Wondrous awe slips on a banana peel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2015:  04:55:39

"no farther questions your Honor"

OM45GE - Posted - 08/04/2015:  05:45:38

I had to tell the eggplants to keep the noise down. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/04/2015:  09:25:13

Just one drop of this and Shazam,,we're all outta here

J e f f - Posted - 08/06/2015:  17:14:04

Those ducks over there make some pretty good dill pickles.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/06/2015:  19:11:45

His condition is deteriorating. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2015:  03:42:25

What? I don't believe it,,,,You say Tinker-Bell got married??!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2015:  07:47:09

Hockey games this weekend at Yankee Stadium

MWBailey - Posted - 08/07/2015:  12:17:16

There were 30 cows in the field. 28 chickens. How many didn't?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/07/2015:  14:45:00

I never thought "til death do you part" would become a goal. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2015:  14:53:41

If a group of military men were in a group,where was the group of military
men who were not in the group that were not there?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/07/2015:  15:20:11

Absentia is a state of mind

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/07/2015:  18:09:41

He just sprayed all the fleas and that ended it

J e f f - Posted - 08/08/2015:  06:33:05

Hide the beer, the donkeys are coming!

J e f f - Posted - 08/08/2015:  18:49:08

Too late. Those are some fast donkeys.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2015:  02:11:05

I've never seen a toy cap pistol that would "bang" every
cap on the roll

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/09/2015:  06:37:33

Stop with the instructions - I read the manual

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2015:  11:24:38

The pool was so crowded they had to put "NO DIVING"signs on the
high dive platform,,,so we did cannon balls instead.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/09/2015:  17:10:24

That is one ugly camel 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/09/2015:  17:44:39

5 black snakes and one little mouse,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/10/2015:  22:44:49

OK everybody..LET'S GO STREAKING !!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/11/2015:  02:09:10

So,you wanna be on the demolition team,ok here,hold this.

J e f f - Posted - 08/11/2015:  13:40:34

duck