OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  02:33:23

Well slap my face with a halibut.

loukiii - Posted - 01/23/2013:  05:17:17

It's a damn good thing the British didn't use Gurkhas in the American Revolution or we would still be speaking English today.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  05:52:32

Heureusement, les français ont été de notre côté.

Alaina - Posted - 01/23/2013:  08:51:55

Getting paid to do literally nothing

RandyZ - Posted - 01/23/2013:  09:57:56

an angry mob can easily be dispersed with just a few gallons of pickle juice....

mbanjo - Posted - 01/23/2013:  10:00:37

Don't you have a better excuse than that?

Alaina - Posted - 01/23/2013:  10:03:22

Who needs an excuse? (You're up early!)

mbanjo - Posted - 01/23/2013:  10:42:26

Suppose I am its still dark outside......too hot to sleep so I got up for a coffee

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  11:13:52

Here, have some of our frigid temps.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/23/2013:  11:59:47

Oooh...what a difference that made, thank you

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2013:  16:55:13

We're at a balmy 9 F right now. A few of us are headed to the river for a swim to cool off.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/23/2013:  17:30:26

Let's all gather at the river........

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2013:  02:48:42

4 F this morning - back for another swim.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2013:  03:23:31

So what's in a jar of peanut butter anyway?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2013:  03:34:07

Handcuff hippy-wigs and your kagoul gets Vulcan.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2013:  04:53:14

Shoe lifts and ceiling fans are a dangerous combination.

RandyZ - Posted - 01/24/2013:  05:25:40

stirring mustard with scissors, can only lead to trouble.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2013:  06:23:44

We've lost sight of the original mission and are in danger of overdosing on chocolate.

RandyZ - Posted - 01/24/2013:  07:04:07

Tu es dan ma coeur et dans ma téte

Alaina - Posted - 01/24/2013:  09:00:46

What randyz said

mbanjo - Posted - 01/24/2013:  10:54:48

Latex is useless in its molten state

RandyZ - Posted - 01/24/2013:  12:44:23

i wonder if dracula has a summer outfit.....black shorts...breezy cape....loose collar...sunblock...

Alaina - Posted - 01/24/2013:  12:55:24

Sunglasses, flip flops, umbrella, and lemonade

mbanjo - Posted - 01/24/2013:  13:26:01

Ok!.............don't all answer at once

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2013:  15:46:12

Remember to take a deep breath BEFORE putting the blowgun to your lips.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/24/2013:  18:19:14

it took plenty of practice to be this good

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2013:  19:51:44

I'm not just whistling Dixie,,,,it's a medaly

mbanjo - Posted - 01/24/2013:  20:36:00

Goodness gracious, great fire with balls

jistgreg - Posted - 01/25/2013:  01:38:47

The chrome boobs rusted off of the front bumper of my '57 Ford Fairliane.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  03:24:51

Somebody sucked the chrome off my bumper hitch.

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  08:54:58

You do that again and I won't just make a scene, you'll get the whole Broadway musical!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:31:08

Mashed potatoes and gravy

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  11:32:34

they go together like lamb and tuna fish

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:18:11

I love both of those........hurry up lunch time

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:20:38

Haha I need to go grab lunch, but it's raining too hard...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:35:20

Tie me kangaroo down sport.

Alaina - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:36:08

Eggs and tea prices are whack

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:42:45

Pointlessly, I just remembered that today is Australia day..........

Australia Day, 26 January, is the anniversary of the arrival of the First Fleet of 11 convict ships from Great Britain, and the raising of the Union Jack at Sydney Cove by its commander CaptainArthur Phillip, in 1788 ......................I may have a few drinks later on to celebrate

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:50:15

I'll join you. Let me know what time to hoist the glass.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2013:  12:59:27

He said I hit him so hard that his
heart pumped pee for a week!!

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  13:43:04

quote:

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Originally posted by OM45GE

I'll join you. Let me know what time to hoist the glass.

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OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  14:07:05

I'll be going for the Balvenie Double Wood

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  14:35:24

Never tried that.....sounds good though

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  15:34:48

Oh yeah.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2013:  16:20:07

I bought this archery set that has a bow and 10 arrows.
How in the world do I load and hold onto 10 arrows at once?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2013:  17:05:35

Flip the pomegranate and pull the chain out of the ferret.

mbanjo - Posted - 01/25/2013:  18:08:02

Your time just ran out......what's it going to be?

ErikH - Posted - 01/26/2013:  04:30:13

Are you sure it's supposed to look like that?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2013:  04:53:54

I've never seen a leg bend that way before.