jistgreg - Posted - 01/09/2017:  03:32:54

My aluminum (aluminium to you Canucks, Brits and Aussies) foil hat is round on top since I was struck by lightning.  

Edited by - jistgreg on 01/09/2017 03:33:29

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/09/2017:  04:15:51

I'm sorry lady but I only except USA money,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  07:04:29

The beatings will stop when morale improves.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2017:  08:34:47

Nope - jawbreakers and jailbreakers are usually two different things

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  14:46:05

If you die, we will waive the cancellation fee. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2017:  15:13:55

Don't die in a laundromat - the lawyers will take you to the cleaners

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2017:  16:18:41

There's only two on the east coast and this is one of them. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2017:  16:51:58

Canucks never say "aluminium" , just "ah-loom-in-um" , eh...

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2017:  03:32:23

We're going to have to cut a hole in the ice if we're going to go skinny dipping. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/10/2017:  07:35:52

We didn't have time to run so we walked

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2017:  10:49:13

If it lasts for more than four hours, take 2 aspirin and call your sawbones in the morning

OM45GE - Posted - 01/10/2017:  11:32:07

Of course there are strings attached, it's a banjo!

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/10/2017:  16:24:15

please hand me that elephant.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2017:  03:37:08

I'll have a large anchovy pizza with a joke on the box. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2017:  04:17:53

A match box WILL hold all of my clothes

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2017:  05:26:40

Don't ever go there without first notifying next of kin

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/11/2017:  05:59:38

every family has one

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2017:  08:02:53

The turkeys are back.

Elmo_Smiley - Posted - 01/12/2017:  03:40:21

Well, there ya go.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  05:39:40

I remember a time when I....Never mind, I forgot.

eagleisland - Posted - 01/12/2017:  06:44:09

Wow, is this thing still going on? And to think I started this thread for simple post ho'ing purposes.

 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  06:51:54

Post ho'ing must be a regional Cape Cod colloquialism

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/12/2017:  06:55:56

Do you dig post holes?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  07:24:01

Yes Skip, it's assumed a life of it's own.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/12/2017:  12:24:28

it's a hop skip and a jump,,so don't run

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/12/2017:  12:28:25

You can take something to alleviate the runs

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2017:  13:32:49

The good news is that you also have Alzheimer so soon you won't remember about your heart.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:26:45

The only bad thing about forgetting things is you
can't remember anything

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:37:15

I forgot to remember to forget

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2017:  10:46:35

That cow's udder is utterly amazing!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2017:  04:31:26

Winkin,Blinkin,and Nod one night
Sailed off in a wooden shoe
They didn't have a regular boat
So what do you think you'd do..

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2017:  04:40:01

Bring me my brown pants!

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2017:  07:36:47

He has a sore finger from plugging dikes

Edited by - chuckv97 on 01/14/2017 07:37:31

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/14/2017:  07:50:31

These barbers now days are not worth the paper their license are printed on!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2017:  16:27:32

I need another beer 🍻 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2017:  17:25:33

I'm going back to the starting line

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2017:  19:12:39

Now that's what I call a scar. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2017:  09:27:55

I had no idea what her intentions were

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2017:  11:20:22

My younger brother told me I was adopted.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/16/2017:  12:31:47

Give me Libby's beans, or give me death

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/16/2017:  12:52:31

I'll be driving my Buick to the moon this evening

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2017:  16:33:33

Yes, I would love to play doctor with you, but your health plan doesn't cover it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2017:  03:44:42

She said she was going to give me some sex theropy,,,,and by cracky ,,she did!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2017:  07:28:45

Hmmmmm, where did that tattoo come from?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/17/2017:  08:21:41

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
but don't pick your friend's nose

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2017:  11:29:49

You idiot, I said ping pong balls.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/17/2017:  11:44:36

That Chuck Woolery is hawking arthritis balm now and showing off his D9 chords on a Seagull guitar 🇨🇦

OM45GE - Posted - 01/17/2017:  13:30:36

What's up Doc?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/17/2017:  17:59:22

Everywhere I look, Isee the same thing over and over!