Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  11:32:45

That's why there are things like blackout curtains

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  11:45:19

but there are no windows in this cell

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  12:15:50

Nor in this one

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  12:27:44

Does yours have a door........?

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  12:45:41

It has two!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  13:08:31

You are in luxurious surroundings by the looks of it.....I have to share with 2 Siberian pole dancers, a Blonde Nymphomaniac, 14 pregnant Pakistani Refuges, and the original cast of Jesus Christ Super Star. and we only have 1 chair.

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  13:16:25

Well first of all, how pregnant are the refugees? Because the one who is the farthest along gets the chair. Secondly, have the pole dancers entertain ms. blonde. Get the cast to rehearse lines in the corner. You sit on the floor and observe the madness. Problem solved.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  13:23:29

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  13:24:43

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  13:36:46

My wife and I have a great marriage.........she goes her way..........and I go her way.

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  13:41:24

Isn't that the way of all great marriages? 

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  14:29:29

Unless you are a movie star

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  14:30:37

Then they just divorce and pay each other off

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  14:35:29

Sounds good....I wonder how much I could get.....I once starred in a major TV production

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  14:36:48

Little House on the Prairie?

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  14:41:18

..........................................No

Hey I just found this on another post

How come you can't be more like your sister???

What is your sister like?

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  14:47:47

She's a manipulative, rude little &$%*@. But of course to my parents she's an angel.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  14:59:36

Ah!.........Sibling Love......

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:00:21

If that's what you want to call it haha

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:08:37

I am very popular today....people keep calling me away from the computer.....to do silly little tasks that can wait.

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:09:33

I know what you mean.

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:11:45

some people have no consideration

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:12:36

Tell me about it

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:21:27

When I said "I do" maybe I should have said "depends on what I might otherwise be doing at the time"

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:24:03

Thanks for the head up so I can make sure to include that when I say it!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:31:10

you have to be cunning to survive

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:31:44

And have a lot of patience!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:36:58

you have been doing your homework

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:37:30

I learn a lot from observation 

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:42:14

I was never observant enough..............made many mistakes........still learning

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  15:42:42

Learning is a part of life

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:14:22

Can you teach me to write with an American accent?

Alaina - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:14:59

It ain't that hard

mbanjo - Posted - 11/20/2012:  16:24:00

It is when you are an Irish/Englishman living in Australia married to a native Australian/Mauri with Scottish ancestors and to top it off my pen says 'made in China'

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  08:26:40

Don't forget about the stuffed animal that was made in Taiwan!

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  10:55:31

Chinese shoelaces are shorter than European ones

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  11:04:52

Munchkin shoelaces are shorter too

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  11:31:36

These three always make me laugh.....

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/21/2012:  11:44:50

Munchkins are really down to earth, and close to their feet

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  11:54:17

Robert Redford always wanted to be a Munchkin

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  12:21:53

Unfortunately he didn't have the rosy red cheeks

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  12:40:30

Santa has Rosy red cheeks.............but he's dead! 

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  12:40:57

No, I wrote the medics into the story and they got there just in time to thwart your evil plan

Edited by - Alaina on 11/21/2012 12:41:30

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  12:51:07

Where is everyone today?

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  12:52:22

Probably on vacation already

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  12:54:17

ah well!......... at least we get to play with ourselves

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  12:57:22

You have fun with that...

mbanjo - Posted - 11/21/2012:  13:13:30

what's wrong with Solitaire?

Alaina - Posted - 11/21/2012:  13:25:45

Nothing, but had you simply used "by" instead of "with" it wouldn't have sounded the way that it did haha