OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2018:  03:44:55

VD, the gift that keeps on giving

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2018:  06:43:18

My nosebleed is a conversation starter

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2018:  11:02:42

Frozen goose poop - a tasty treat indeed

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/05/2018:  15:43:04

Significant understanding jumps both ways.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2018:  03:37:18

Now where do you suppose she went?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  04:40:31

Stomach rumbles in G flat minor

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2018:  05:07:52

Who's been wearing my rubbers?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2018:  05:32:46

That’s a sick dog

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2018:  16:00:21

10 days to cream corn.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2018:  04:43:10

Support whirled peas

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/08/2018:  16:43:40

Tripping to tree trolling.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/08/2018:  18:21:15

get your tongue off the ground

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/09/2018:  04:21:17

Tuning anteaters for fun.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/09/2018:  10:41:27

Haven't seen one since the last time

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2018:  03:48:40

The huckleberry turnip is chasing.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2018:  04:43:52

Light another smoke bomb

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/10/2018:  14:46:15

Kitty holding for a 4 straight.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/10/2018:  16:49:45

place tongue in cheek and bite down hard

woof - Posted - 12/10/2018:  22:21:28

i've eaten too many oreos today

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2018:  03:32:45

WOW! 5 in a 6 hour period???

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2018:  03:43:35

Why are you telling me to question authority?

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banjoscotty - Posted - 12/11/2018:  15:55:52

Don't go around mopping all day long,,,just go around

OM45GE - Posted - 12/11/2018:  17:07:45

I hope you're planning to pick that up

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/12/2018:  02:44:29

She'll be wearing leotards to the Christmas play.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  03:45:33

Nice shirt

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2018:  03:52:23

The monkey and his Christmas sweater are fuzzy.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/12/2018:  04:21:44

It's your turn to be the enforcer

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/12/2018:  16:04:14

The hanky has slapped the panky.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/13/2018:  03:30:12

You smell different when you’re awake

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2018:  03:48:14

Backscratcher for Kansas.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2018:  09:51:21

Noose tyers anonymous

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/14/2018:  15:16:45

the jig is up

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/14/2018:  15:25:47

Slipping for Frank.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/14/2018:  18:39:59

I’ll take that as validation

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/15/2018:  04:00:36

Alice the cucumber is rotating.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2018:  05:16:23

The eye of the needle

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 12/15/2018:  05:59:38

Adding insects to injury

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2018:  11:46:52

I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/15/2018:  12:59:33

You’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel when the next shoe drops

OM45GE - Posted - 12/15/2018:  16:45:01

Let the beets be

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/15/2018:  18:34:55

Letting Hank resolve the briar.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2018:  03:39:47

Chaotic

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2018:  03:56:35

Of course you can land on the sun! You need to go at night.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/17/2018:  03:59:47

Bad breath in dogs

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/17/2018:  04:05:21

Wondering cats like ruffles.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/17/2018:  13:40:35

OH yes Ma'am,,just jump in here with me

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2018:  03:37:06

Mastering insanity

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/18/2018:  03:56:33

A 2x4 is blunt on both ends.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2018:  03:59:58

Almost half of these nails have the heads on the wrong end