chuckv97 - Posted - 10/25/2014:  17:48:04

Sheb Wooley and Ben Colder used to share an apartment

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/25/2014 17:50:47

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/26/2014:  02:21:48

Never underestimate the underestimated

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2014:  03:23:22

Now then ,Son!! Next time you even think about doing that again,,,you
just remember this here woodshed session!!!

drew-gurbach - Posted - 10/27/2014:  05:20:37

Slim Pickens is an alias.

MWBailey - Posted - 10/27/2014:  10:21:39

My left toe is watching AFV videos and eating do-ree-TOEs

dmiller - Posted - 10/27/2014:  10:28:13

If Perry Mason (remember him?) was cannibalistic,

you could watch Raymond Burr eat toes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/27/2014:  15:34:58

That's idi-otic-ism

Banjo - Posted - 10/27/2014:  16:05:06

I had a most wonderful POOP session. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/27/2014:  22:26:25

They quit making Diamond Reo's

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2014:  03:27:15

Please don't eat the roses, Go eat the daisies

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2014:  10:12:26

I like roses on the piano but I prefer tulips on the organ

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/28/2014:  14:57:58

The one he really likes is the redhead with the blonde hair.........

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/28/2014:  15:22:39

I like blondes, because they think Lover's Lane is my real address

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/28/2014:  16:14:06

Fashion says hello.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/28/2014:  17:14:12

Right back atcha

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2014:  01:20:51

Good Morning Ma'am,,I'll be right with you.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2014:  07:53:27

Our complaints manager is Helen Waite. If you have a complaint, you can go to Helen Waite.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2014:  07:59:39

I better get a block heater. Somebody told me I'm a chip off the old block......

OM45GE - Posted - 10/29/2014:  08:04:29

Of all the people I know, you are one of them.

dmiller - Posted - 10/29/2014:  08:11:33

How sweet it is to do nothing all day long

and after having done so - - to rest.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2014:  09:12:13

I took my retirement 25 years ago - now it's over and back to work til I'm 80

Edited by - chuckv97 on 10/29/2014 09:13:13

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/29/2014:  10:51:31

When things get rough,,,,,,,,,RUN!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/29/2014:  16:49:16

Lucky number seven will take you to places you never expected not to visit!

J e f f - Posted - 10/29/2014:  17:39:01

Who reads this stuff anyway?

J e f f - Posted - 10/29/2014:  17:39:41

quote:

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Originally posted by Jeff 1965

Who reads this stuff anyway?

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Beats me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/29/2014:  18:02:49

Jeff from NC reads and beats

J e f f - Posted - 10/29/2014:  19:21:19

What kind of book is this? Where are the pictures?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/30/2014:  02:58:20

DON'T PULL THAT CORD!!! DING-DONG,,DING-DONG See there,,I told you!

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/30/2014:  04:00:07

The light at the end of the tunnel sat down once more.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/30/2014:  12:38:59

The voices in my head are telling me to go home and clean the guns.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/31/2014:  03:24:29

All of Noah's animals are in my neighbor's garden,,,,,
I've already called the SPCA.

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/31/2014:  05:56:21

Listen to "Bringing Mary Home" at 23:59 tonight

OM45GE - Posted - 10/31/2014:  12:58:11

Tiny bubbles all around

J e f f - Posted - 10/31/2014:  13:35:08

My dog got a haircut today. He seems to like it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/01/2014:  03:12:42

The vet just told me that horses DO have toes

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/01/2014:  19:52:51

No one knows that things won't stay the same

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/02/2014:  02:24:41

They say there is only one good insurance company,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,everybody knows that.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 11/02/2014 02:25:35

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/02/2014:  05:19:57

The last sentence you saw brings both pleasure and pain.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/03/2014:  01:48:08

No,,we stopped by Morgan's Bluff and had a picnic

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/03/2014:  03:59:52

Pinocchio doesn't like paying taxes.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2014:  05:44:16

Lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me, tell the truth...

oliver james - Posted - 11/03/2014:  07:31:00

She loves me NOT, she loves me not, She loves me NOT, she loves me not -

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2014:  09:30:22

Fickle.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/03/2014:  09:43:21

Honey just allow me one more chance

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2014:  09:55:37

That alligator looks pretty hungry.

MWBailey - Posted - 11/03/2014:  13:26:52

Nail that alligator to the tree!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/03/2014:  13:47:23

My head just exploded.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/04/2014:  02:34:32

No,,the bullet comes out the other end

OM45GE - Posted - 11/04/2014:  04:39:10

Remember to inhale BEFORE you put the blow gun to your lips.