banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2016:  03:56:05

It's kinda like eating raw potatoes and drinking cider

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/06/2016:  04:05:32

Stew and rum is like a summer breeze.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2016:  15:10:28

I loaned the dog $50 and I haven't seen him in three days 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/06/2016:  17:24:08

Fashion visits Japan in the winter.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/06/2016:  17:33:29

There were only 62 people in front of me at the deli yesterday.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2016:  19:25:38

Under these clothes I am completely naked. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2016:  20:57:49

Throw another e-log on the fire

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2016:  03:54:30

the pencil eraser is on the opposite end from the lead point.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2016:  11:37:31

I did say that my dog doesn't bite, but that's not my dog. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/07/2016:  17:17:19

I tried to read the dictionary but it has no plot

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2016:  19:20:15

The other hooligans are in the hoosegow

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2016:  03:01:56

I asked Jerry not to do that..Now looky at him.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/08/2016:  04:20:46

Clear water bathes in sunlight.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/08/2016:  05:01:11

Now that sounds interesting,,,tell me more.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2016:  16:16:49

I found him by the railroad track this morning

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2016:  03:34:47

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/09/2016:  15:16:56

That is the best name I could think of

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2016:  15:42:38

In dog years I'm dead

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/09/2016:  17:38:11

Montecello Vineyards mixes near-demonic vinyl flavors and a mellifluous velvet finish in their 2011 Pinot Noir.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2016:  02:20:21

There are 1352 guitar pickers in Nashville,,but I'm not one of them.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2016:  03:39:30

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2016:  14:33:51

Bicycles built for two can be ridden by a single cyclist

dat - Posted - 05/10/2016:  14:35:19

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken

many times

Rossanne - Posted - 05/10/2016:  14:36:33

a unicycle built for one, can carry two..or more..

mojohand40 - Posted - 05/10/2016:  14:40:06

My dog's parents are in town. uhg...house guests.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2016:  16:04:17

Hurry up and wait

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  03:34:01

When they discover the center of the universe, many people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2016:  06:55:41

I won't be needing the penthouse this month,,you may stay
there if you like,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  07:41:01

Nice view

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/11/2016:  08:16:00

40 shades of green are very pretty

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2016:  09:56:22

There's probably a company policy prohibiting that sort of thing.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2016:  08:07:32

Could you please tell me which way is up?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/12/2016:  10:02:49

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/12/2016:  12:38:15

Grandma baked 36 biscuits every morning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2016:  18:04:31

serviette doesn't mean a Quebec waitress.........oh, beg pardon,...a Quebec server

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2016:  02:30:59

I need a new guitar amp..There are only about 3700 notes left in this one.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2016:  03:43:21

Maybe this world is another planet's hell. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/13/2016:  04:01:02

The crimson stain mystery.

mojohand40 - Posted - 05/13/2016:  10:10:20

helpful tip:  When you buy bananas by the pound at the supermarket,  always peel them before weighing...much cheaper.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2016:  13:55:00

When buying gas at the pump, always drain all the other hoses into an old coffee can - much cheaper

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2016:  16:30:45

Cheapest skates I ever seen

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2016:  05:27:06

You could be destined for greatness but you need to get out of bed first  

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2016:  08:54:33

Can't wait to be burned at the stake

OM45GE - Posted - 05/14/2016:  12:20:51

I call redo. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2016:  02:04:11

Aww Gee Whiz Mom,,all the kids or our street have one.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  03:40:04

I tried to plead the 5th but they said it's one liter now. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/16/2016:  04:05:15

A caring mother could please even the most demanding follower of Fred Flintstone.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2016:  07:58:56

Doesn't care that his mother bought him corrective lenses

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2016:  11:09:08

Call now and we will double your order.