OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2017:  02:54:21

What a difference a day makes

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/15/2017:  03:28:39

Don't do it man,,it's not worth it.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2017:  11:50:43

Oh look, there's a couple of bunny rabbits frolicking in the back yard. Soon there will be dozens of them

DC5 - Posted - 05/15/2017:  14:27:45

Anyone remember what I was going to write here?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/15/2017:  16:24:15

You'll have to speak up, I have a banana in my ear.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2017:  17:45:47

Sure...keep me in the dark and feed me s*^t !

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/15/2017:  18:24:10

Please don't shoot me completely dead

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2017:  03:12:59

It only happens once a year. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2017:  05:27:15

Always kick a man when he is down,,,,,,,he may get up and
beat the crap out of you

OM45GE - Posted - 05/16/2017:  07:26:07

I'm from an immigrant family - we came over from England in the 1600's.

DC5 - Posted - 05/16/2017:  14:44:20

This is my 50th post

Brian T - Posted - 05/16/2017:  15:56:10

Two scoops on a spruce cone.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/16/2017:  16:34:18

OK then,,I guess it's good-bye

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2017:  19:12:11

So now you even forgot that?..good grief!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2017:  03:13:10

Oh! A tire commercial!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/17/2017:  04:08:37

It's raining outside,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm sure glad it isn't
raining inside.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/17/2017:  08:13:26

I'll try to find a private room for us.

MWBailey - Posted - 05/17/2017:  22:28:01

My underwear has psychic abilities!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/18/2017:  07:16:55

Never under estimate the estimated!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/18/2017:  17:47:04

Never scratch there in public

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2017:  03:41:39

US Customs is making me crazy. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/19/2017:  04:31:44

If I leave my banjo and guitar out at night they fight.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/19/2017:  08:44:01

I work to live,,not live to work

OM45GE - Posted - 05/19/2017:  18:45:47

My cover is blown. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/21/2017:  17:03:37

WOW!! What a week end this one was!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/21/2017:  17:15:41

Some guys from Palm City are sleeping under picnic tables

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2017:  02:43:39

Never try, never fail. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/22/2017:  04:02:16

WHAT,,you bought a Harley?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,,,,,AND HA

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2017:  07:11:37

I have a nice Harley for sale.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/22/2017:  08:05:53

How 'bout Norton, Cramden?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/22/2017:  08:40:40

In all my years as a proctologist, this is the first cell phone I've had to surgically remove - I wonder where he was using it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2017:  10:09:37

Sorry boy's you can't bring those guns in here!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2017:  13:16:08

This company's incompetence is mind-numbing!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2017:  16:59:43

My false teeth are having phantom pains

OM45GE - Posted - 05/23/2017:  17:23:34

So much Scotch, so little time.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/23/2017:  17:33:31

I Just got promoted to chief cook and bottle washer

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/23/2017:  17:36:12

One o' dese days I'm gonna climb that mountain

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  02:32:19

The water has been shut off. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2017:  04:13:57

Please sit down when using toilet so it doesn't splash

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  04:23:34

I wish someone had told me it was an exploding cigar.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2017:  09:46:27

caught with her panties down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,again!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  09:49:15

Bad habits are hard to break.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2017:  12:32:55

My shoelaces are barking today

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  13:10:17

That dog wouldn't hunt.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/24/2017:  13:13:30

You can't water ski downhill unless you go over a waterfall

OM45GE - Posted - 05/24/2017:  17:25:05

It's  coconut!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/24/2017:  17:50:02

They probably copied down my phone number wrong

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/25/2017:  02:39:32

Never mind,,just throw it out in the back yard

OM45GE - Posted - 05/25/2017:  03:40:19

Wow, you clean up nicely.