OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2017:  12:25:56

Buffalo come

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2017:  06:53:11

A redneck 7 course meal is a six pac of beer and a fried possum.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2017:  07:44:55

Wooden nickels are passé

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2017:  07:58:09

It takes three rednecks to eat a possum dinner - one to eat and two to watch for cars.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2017:  10:17:20

Cowboys and cowgirls are NOT the same

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2017:  10:42:00

You don't want an ugly one do you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2017:  13:12:32

We have been deceived Bigfoot is not big

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2017:  15:57:11

That is not my camel 🐫 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/07/2017:  17:25:39

Lower and lower and lower......

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2017:  02:08:46

I know it's heavy,,just squeeze the trigger

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2017:  02:40:49

Details when we return. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2017:  03:18:24

Well,,,that's a relief

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2017:  05:31:34

The freezing rain makes driving interesting and walking difficult.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2017:  05:56:18

She said the site is not secure, and you could be broke tomorrow

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2017:  09:49:54

The joke's on her,,I'm broke now!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2017:  16:52:15

I'm too broke to spend the night.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2017:  17:22:30

a pointed stick.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2017:  19:34:07

You want the truth? Ask me.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2017:  22:07:14

I'm not talking about burial plots today

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2017:  04:15:00

The squirrels are going nuts, working their nuts off gathering nuts.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2017:  04:27:26

Mel Tillis would not make a good preacher.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2017:  06:11:53

Wwwwwwwwwhy nnnnnnnnot?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2017:  08:34:37

Things are moving along too fast

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2017:  14:02:51

Roses are red Violets are blue
If you don't believe that,this poem's not for you

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  03:27:03

Bigfoot is covered in marajuana leaves 🍃 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2017:  04:23:53

Don't EVEN ask,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  04:43:07

You're making a big assumption son. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  04:44:40

If the shoe fits it walks like duck

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  05:10:15

I don't know, it started out as a wart on my butt. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  05:14:09

Never walk under a ladder without first throwing salt over thine left shoulder

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  05:17:27

Poison ivy makes a poor salad green. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2017:  06:09:38

We get on the train,,get on the bus,,get on the airplane,,,,,,,,why do we get IN the car?

Forrest - Posted - 02/10/2017:  13:04:11

Meh!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  13:05:50

He missed that shift on the downgrade

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2017:  13:23:32

Never mind who started it,,get in here and fight...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  15:00:52

OK, I've arrived, now what did I come here for?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/10/2017:  15:18:07

Cast your fate (and rapala) to the wind

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  15:29:28

spoiled fruit.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2017:  17:49:06

It's raining banana's!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2017:  18:10:19

That was pitiful 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2017:  02:53:04

We were headed to Jacksonville to play a gig and our old bus broke down.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  05:41:44

Slobbering English Bulldog 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2017:  06:11:17

After 37 years they still call me The Fort Pierce Florida Flash

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/11/2017:  07:27:02

Shows bunt.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/11/2017:  08:05:55

Slap shots from the point

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  09:17:07

Putrescent pile of jackal intestines 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/11/2017:  10:56:26

Greasy grit gravy on stale graham crackers.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2017:  13:25:24

Whistle while you work.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/11/2017:  14:58:43

I saw it all,,the elephant did it.