DC5 - Posted - 05/06/2019:  04:44:40

It's not that I'm not concerned, it's that I don't care.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/06/2019:  06:09:55

Let us discuss that for a bit

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/06/2019:  07:59:59

I was looking in your eyes!

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/06/2019:  17:32:11

The mountain ran down the stairs after the wooden spoon.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/06/2019:  17:40:13

Under your mattress is the best place to hide your weed

Omeboy - Posted - 05/06/2019:  20:48:54

Adolescence is not restricted to adolescents.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/07/2019:  03:44:31

I’m selling my dog to the Department of Defense as a chemical weapon

DC5 - Posted - 05/07/2019:  05:27:52

By the time you read this, it will be later than when I wrote it.

Bananen123 - Posted - 05/07/2019:  06:12:06

Note to self, never take a banana with you in your backpack and then forget about it later and accidently care around with it for weeks until you one day start feeling a smell coming out of the backpack and seeing small flies flying out

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/07/2019:  07:37:04

4 outta 5 monkeys can’t be wrong

Omeboy - Posted - 05/07/2019:  17:03:06

The phrase, “Geee! My hemorrhoids feel great!!” has never been uttered by any human being.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2019:  22:37:25

The worm forgives the plough

Banjo Den - Posted - 05/07/2019:  22:49:04

The less you bet, the more you lose when you win.

There's nothing easy about hard work

Money can't buy poverty


Think about those for awhile; they're my own "phrases to live by ".

Omeboy - Posted - 05/07/2019:  23:32:23

Vegetables are good for you. Some of my best friends are vegetables!!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2019:  03:35:15

It was an accident

DC5 - Posted - 05/08/2019:  05:47:44

Does anyone know my opinion on this?

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2019:  08:57:10

May be subject to additional fees

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/08/2019:  10:49:55

Microfilm is just too tiny

OM45GE - Posted - 05/08/2019:  11:50:52

Gravity must be increasing around here

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2019:  12:34:00

Ya can’t wawk on water if’n ya don’t git outta da boat

DC5 - Posted - 05/08/2019:  14:00:49

It's a known fact that Capricorns do not believe in astrology.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/08/2019:  14:16:12

I need a new #4 on my clock. The old one just doesn’t look right

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/08/2019:  17:21:51

For the life of Teddy and a peanut named Sally Ann.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2019:  03:16:58

I want to be seduced

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/09/2019:  13:23:32

I want to be sedated

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2019:  13:34:50

Because you’re mine, I pull the twine

OM45GE - Posted - 05/09/2019:  15:32:19

I shot a rocket into the air

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/09/2019:  17:32:55

This is gonna hurt you worse than me

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2019:  03:19:42

And that’s how we all ended up with dog poop in our pockets

calumvs - Posted - 05/10/2019:  03:25:24

First we need to close some apps

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2019:  03:39:29

The best seat in the house!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/10/2019:  04:11:35

Orville,, Don't show that ugly thing in here!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/10/2019:  04:46:05

There’s a spare in the back

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/10/2019:  08:47:50

Really, put your finger in it

Jehoshaphat - Posted - 05/10/2019:  09:01:22

There's the bathroom on the right

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/11/2019:  02:58:00

Fashion would scare any linguist away.

Doc Ivory - Posted - 05/11/2019:  03:07:38

All the leaves are brown.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/11/2019:  04:00:00

I just sat on your retainers

DC5 - Posted - 05/11/2019:  07:40:54

It is a good day to die. But tomorrow will be better.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/11/2019:  19:53:14

A step off the third base garden.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/12/2019:  10:37:55

I don’t wanna die with someone else’s dignity

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2019:  18:13:43

My shoes are too big for my laces

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/12/2019:  19:35:10

Just hold this til I jam this thingy in there

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2019:  03:15:51

Have fun explaining this to your parents

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2019:  05:25:18

Beer, it's not just for breakfast.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/13/2019:  08:04:39

I bought a neck brace for a giraffe. It’s useless

OM45GE - Posted - 05/13/2019:  10:59:32

Alright, I give up. Tell me where you hid the elephant

Edited by - OM45GE on 05/13/2019 11:00:06

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/13/2019:  14:20:24

What are you doing in my town?

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/13/2019:  15:09:19

Jammin for blackberry goo over a tasty walnut computer.