wrench13 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  07:42:16

The tailor for my scarecrow should be fired.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/22/2022:  08:32:43

My shadow’s reappearing

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/22/2022:  09:00:21

I wonder where shadows go when they suddenly disappear on cloudy days

OM45GE - Posted - 03/22/2022:  17:56:14

I can’t feel my fingers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  03:13:55

Close your eyes and bite down and it won’t hurt a bit

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  03:30:16

I’d be frank with you but I don’t want to change my name

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  06:53:23

Sure, you can return this kite any time with no strings attached

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/23/2022:  09:37:50

Don’t call me, I’ll call you

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  11:48:08

Roy Rogers forgot my name

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/23/2022:  15:50:24

Have her home by 10pm

OM45GE - Posted - 03/23/2022:  17:15:23

There once was a man from Rangoon

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/24/2022:  05:40:46

There once was a man from Bel Air

OM45GE - Posted - 03/24/2022:  11:38:54

Look, it has my name on it!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  03:26:24

Sorry for the consecutive post, but 113311 is a palindromic post and they’re getting fewer and farther between

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/25/2022:  03:40:05

I wonder who left this right in the middle of the………..

OM45GE - Posted - 03/25/2022:  18:29:54

You can bring it back now

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/26/2022:  05:59:39

I hate irritating pop up adds

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/26/2022 06:00:06

OM45GE - Posted - 03/26/2022:  11:32:36

Make it stop

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/27/2022:  16:50:28

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me

wrench13 - Posted - 03/27/2022:  22:36:03

The Norwegian Navy now has bar codes, so you can Scan-Da-Navy-In.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2022:  04:15:59

The last 50 yards were the longest

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/28/2022:  07:36:16

If you say your cooler than me………Does that make me hotter than you?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/28/2022:  17:32:45

Take out your own trash dammit

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/29/2022:  11:21:32

You could at least take a moment to clean up your mess

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2022:  11:28:50

I found it in the last place I looked

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/29/2022:  15:12:30

There once was a caveman named Dave

OM45GE - Posted - 03/29/2022:  18:00:58

That’s quite disturbing

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2022:  07:54:03

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2022:  12:56:50

Construction zone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/30/2022:  15:50:45

The “Wagon Wheel” song by Dylan has the same popular I-V-VI-IV chord progression as “Tuesdays Gone” by Skynyrd. Learn one, know two, or maybe several thousand others 

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 03/30/2022 15:58:28

OM45GE - Posted - 03/30/2022:  18:26:11

Honey, we’re out of air freshener!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2022:  06:49:56

After Monday and Tuesday even the the calendar says W T F

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2022:  11:59:33

I found it!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2022:  13:01:52

Has anyone seen the $20 bill I just lost?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/31/2022:  14:05:38

Pollen is just Nellop spelled backwards

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/31/2022:  14:57:05

Is there a formula for this, or are we on our own?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/31/2022:  18:08:42

You’re blathering again

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2022:  03:56:30

Explain it again, this time in English

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2022:  04:13:25

You’ve overslept

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/01/2022:  07:44:49

Cut me a little slack here

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/01/2022:  09:42:47

Aglets have arrived

OM45GE - Posted - 04/01/2022:  16:40:06

Maybe broccoli doesn’t like you either

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/02/2022:  06:24:50

If you like this, just wait a couple of minutes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/02/2022:  13:32:27

Rehab is for quitters

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2022:  06:00:22

Quitting is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2022:  07:23:05

It’s quieter when you’re giving me the silent treatment.

Edited by - OM45GE on 04/03/2022 07:23:19

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2022:  10:23:32

Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won’t expect it back

OM45GE - Posted - 04/03/2022:  17:15:48

I’m of two minds about everything

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/04/2022:  07:23:59

I’m busy, please make your point

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/04/2022 07:24:28