banjoscotty - Posted - 02/27/2018:  14:12:53

I really liked that restaurant,,,they had very good salt.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/27/2018:  17:41:58

Canadian, not you are.

DC5 - Posted - 02/28/2018:  07:10:50

This milk is sour. I'll put it back and see if it is better tomorrow.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2018:  07:50:48

She said yes,,I have a witness!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2018:  08:43:21

Let me explain why that won't work.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2018:  20:39:11

Have you ever had to make up your mind

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/01/2018:  04:05:46

Her tiny elephant decided to crash a fighter jet.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2018:  04:11:06

So,,,what's new in the Amazon country?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2018:  04:32:26

Let me think about that.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2018:  07:32:08

Grandpa said::Never stand if you can sit down,,Never sit if you can lay down,,,,,,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2018:  08:10:02

There’s one behind every tree

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2018:  11:41:19

That's a mighty stump.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/01/2018:  15:14:06

Four three two seven five before she finds the beer.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2018:  17:58:14

Engulfed in Scotch tape.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2018:  03:38:29

Don't just do something,,stand there

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2018:  05:12:37

Forty five flatulent foxes fought for frequent fowl feedings.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2018:  08:37:22

WOW,,That's a lot of "F" words

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2018:  12:03:24

Someone dropped an F-Bomb

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2018:  15:33:38

Well By golly if it's all the same to you,I think I'll just truck on outta here..

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2018:  16:04:37

I don’t want to be anyone else

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2018:  16:13:17

There no reason to take it out on the vegetables.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2018:  19:07:02

The dog has a banana knife.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2018:  19:19:44

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/03/2018:  02:56:40

The mama bear...

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2018:  03:04:37

WOW!! Whatta Fish!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2018:  05:18:21

Want to lose 10 ugly pounds? Cut off your head.

DC5 - Posted - 03/03/2018:  11:00:16

Only two ways out of a marriage, death or divorce. Doesn't make either one sound so bad.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2018:  11:01:57

You ain’t goin’ nowhere

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2018:  11:20:22

Man bites dog.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  03:30:54

Go right ahead partner,,,skin that hog leg!!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2018:  09:27:24

Trees are learning to drive tractors.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  10:23:12

It's springtime in PSL,Florida

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2018:  13:56:59

That doesn't look good.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2018:  14:19:53

Just take it with a grain of salt

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2018:  14:22:10

The clothes are dry.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2018:  02:18:09

YA-WHO!! I'm picking her up at airport tomorrow night!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  09:56:44

That was the second worst day of my life.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2018:  11:18:14

I could care less about any of that,,,just load the truck

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2018:  12:10:39

I'll bring the torches and pitchforks.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2018:  17:06:48

And they don't fling.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2018:  03:31:11

Never mind the "I love you's",,,just do it !!!

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2018:  17:29:19

Hey, just swing until trees blast off.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:32:33

They're not slovenly in Slovenia.

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/07/2018:  03:52:05

The mole in the ground is pepper.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2018:  07:01:10

You've been out in the sun too long.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2018:  18:51:53

My shoelaces haven’t seen any sunshine for days now

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/09/2018:  04:00:39

Trim wood to size with a Ted.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:04:51

This is the point of no return

OM45GE - Posted - 03/10/2018:  04:44:49

You could have at least opened the window.