OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2014:  05:49:03

I just want to say the Hell's my wife's hometown.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/15/2014:  06:50:09

Don't rob another man's wallet,,,I mean,castle.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2014:  07:16:44

That song literally brought down the house. 

MWBailey - Posted - 02/15/2014:  07:53:19

*groan* Happy birthday to meee, happy birthday to meee...

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2014:  10:07:10

Happy B-day to groaner

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2014:  11:38:18

Help! My elbow is stuck in my ear. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/15/2014:  14:18:31

my first crush was a rc can...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2014:  14:23:28

We haven't signed off yet. 

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/15/2014:  14:37:58

It doesn't sound the same if Kirk said, materialize me up Scotty...

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2014:  17:39:50

The gene pool is shallow and badly polluted

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2014:  18:58:16

I hear that train a-comin'

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2014:  19:02:43

That was a terrible cup of coffee. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2014:  20:02:29

I wonder if Zane Grey is from Zanesville,Ohio- being a Buckeye might've helped his western storytelling

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/15/2014 20:03:01

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2014:  03:04:44

Don't worry,,we'll find one that's not flat!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/16/2014:  04:04:01

Silence is purple.

kcjc69 - Posted - 02/16/2014:  05:57:48

if silence is golden then why are golden records big hits?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2014:  07:28:34

Every little dog is gonna have his day. The big ones too

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/16/2014:  09:09:24

The 11th commandment:
11) And, um... like that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2014:  09:18:17

When the ump yelled Ball Four the pitcher went berserk

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/16/2014:  12:52:23

...and the dish ran away with the spoon. But what did I care, she wasn't my cup of tea anyway; too short and stout for my taste..

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2014:  14:01:38

WAIT!! DON'T PULL THAT TRIGGER!!! BANG!!! See,,I told yo so

jistgreg - Posted - 02/16/2014:  14:31:32

The guy who fell into an upholstery machine is  now fully  recovered. 

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/16/2014:  15:48:39

I have been on pins and needles waiting for that report.

drew-gurbach - Posted - 02/16/2014:  16:09:16

I'm sad to report I've lost all my pins and needles.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2014:  19:55:35

Would you please stop that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2014:  20:06:31

From this time forth we will refrain from sad reports

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/16/2014:  20:18:39

It makes me so sad to hear this.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2014:  02:35:31

Okey Dokey

OM45GE - Posted - 02/17/2014:  02:51:54

I think I'll have another brownie. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  18:48:06

Brownie McGhee sang a song called "I got to look up under your Hood"

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2014:  18:56:06

We'll shut my mouth. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/18/2014:  21:31:45

My,my, you're sparkplugs ain't firin' at all

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2014:  03:53:33

I saw something yesterday that you won't believe,,
so I'm not even gonna tell you about it.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/19/2014:  05:35:10

I saw it too and it was too close to call and so I won't.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  07:06:24

Rotten onions and three day old pizza.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/19/2014:  07:29:09

somethings lurking on channel 10......

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  07:52:56

A mouthful of chocolate milk and hotdog makes for a messy sneeze.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2014:  08:47:50

While at shooting range I noticed everyone shooting,,
just like I was

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  09:50:27

Except for the poor fellow ducking for cover.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  09:57:52

Musta been the Gainesville duck

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  10:54:35

I can't find my glass eye.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/19/2014:  10:59:18

broadside,.....clay pipe,.....iPod,....argggg~ im a pirate*

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2014:  11:32:19

Aww,Gee Whiz Dad,,He won't eat much.

RandyZ - Posted - 02/19/2014:  12:20:18

i read a statement from a DEA agent that said: marijuana attacks the fattest part of our bodies...our brain. my tiny little brain just cant comprehend this.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  14:34:03

It doesn't feel like an attack.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/19/2014:  18:54:11

There once was this woman that said yes,,
then I didn't know what to do about it??

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  19:03:00

Ten gigs 

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/19/2014:  19:05:53

The last time she left me ,she never came back

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2014:  19:08:57

I thought you wrote for the New York Times.