banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2015:  04:48:03

please nurse,,don't put any lotion there,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2015:  07:32:07

Just stop thinking will you - I'm trying to remember something important

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2015:  09:48:16

Just keep walking. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/20/2015:  10:20:09

Coukie,,lent me your comb

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/20/2015:  11:24:50

She's the perfect professional's wife

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2015:  14:47:05

No, I don't want crushed nuts, thank you very much. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/21/2015:  11:58:14

C-130's don't make good stunt planes

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2015:  15:44:25

That's more than seepage. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2015:  02:39:29

There were times she couldn't see passed her nose,,,,,,when she was drunk

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2015:  03:36:43

That's a very brave wardrobe choice. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/22/2015:  05:19:03

People in the snow country don't know how fortunate they are,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2015:  07:54:28

Floridians come north to see this....

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2015:  09:42:52

I was saving a potato chip that looked exactly like Elvis, but the dog ate it.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2015:  06:05:41

If it takes 4 hillbillys to change a light bulb,,why don't
Buicks have after burners?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2015:  08:10:30

That will never split a shingle 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2015:  09:48:03

Here,,hold my beer and watch this

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/23/2015:  09:52:06

Last night I had the strangest dream

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2015:  11:17:06

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put a live ferret down his trousers?!?!?!?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/23/2015:  11:44:38

He is considering selling his carnal knowledge to her!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2015:  14:36:56

I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2015:  03:32:55

A sack full of pies followed by some guy named Marvin.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/25/2015:  03:37:32

Seriously, coal was the first thing on my Christmas wish list. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2015:  03:32:01

I didn't get ANYTHING that I wanted for Christmas
Fact is,,,I didn't get anything

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2015:  05:06:30

Not sure what to do with himself now that Christmas is over. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2015:  06:46:16

SOoo,,,,Happy New Year!!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2015:  08:39:08

Can we play "Auld Lang Syne" by Guy Lumbago on the Victrola yet?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/26/2015:  08:58:34

Red birds are red because of their color

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2015:  10:11:25

My Big Foot repellent seems to be working quite well. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2015:  12:16:36

I haven't seen Mary in years

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2015:  15:32:16

I probably should have read the directions

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2015:  06:02:23

When taking laxatives,,,,stay close to home

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2015:  09:14:38

Oh crap. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/27/2015:  15:37:21

See there,,,I told you so

OM45GE - Posted - 12/27/2015:  15:58:12

Sorry, just doing the prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow morning. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/27/2015:  17:50:56

No,no,...don't sand down his neck.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  03:12:06

Why doesn't she just go to the store for a Mr. Goodbar?

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2015:  04:06:26

Before moving to Canada we thought all was lost.
Then when we got there we knew that all WAS lost and we never found
poor all again.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  07:00:54

No, don't take bear spray across the border

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2015:  10:15:15

Gentile tries to pronounce "Chanukah", accidentally hawks a lugie. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2015:  18:05:00

2 mouses make a mice

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2015:  22:46:57

2 moose make meese

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  03:36:13

We didn't push him!!,,,he fell down the elevator shaft all by himself!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  04:05:26

There are parts of the puzzle missing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  06:18:52

OH Good,,it's almost 10:00 and time for my meds

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2015:  08:22:53

Always put a bag in your pocket in case you have to puke in public

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  09:38:48

army tanks are fun to play with

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  13:49:26

Let's not start that again. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/29/2015:  17:26:20

It was all his fault!! I had nothing to do with it!

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2015:  19:00:56

Can you turn that down a little?