chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2023:  09:45:01

Practicing is underrated

DC5 - Posted - 07/04/2023:  11:30:50

I think I'm being followed by paranoids

MuskokaJohn - Posted - 07/04/2023:  12:37:49

Practice as its own craft not as a means to an end.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/04/2023:  15:19:36

It’s not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/04/2023:  18:55:54

Two men walked into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have ducked!!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/05/2023:  11:30:59

Don’t believe everything you think

DC5 - Posted - 07/05/2023:  15:00:41

The Genie was hard of hearing and now I'm stuck with a 10 inch pianist.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/05/2023:  15:14:03

A paper cut is a tree’s final revenge

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/05/2023:  15:29:33

I’m not the kind of guy to distance myself from anything………far from it

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/05/2023:  19:30:55

You can't be late until you show up!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/06/2023:  05:07:26

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

DC5 - Posted - 07/06/2023:  11:23:26

Does anyone know the minimum daily requirement of Scotch?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/06/2023:  16:02:19

The person who discovered drinking milk………..what was he doing?

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/06/2023:  18:37:34

A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb with him, he just can't part with it.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2023:  05:34:39

Anyone know the Bible verse telling how to water into wine? Asking for a friend

DC5 - Posted - 07/07/2023:  06:33:56

When I learned how fish reproduce I stopped drinking water.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2023:  11:15:14

My wife just said “ You weren’t even listening, were you”. That’s a funny way to start a conversation.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/07/2023:  12:20:21

Car ports are seldom on oceanfront property

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/07/2023:  16:05:54

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, there are others that will do it for you.

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/07/2023:  20:30:56

Doing nothing is difficult. You never know when your finished.

DC5 - Posted - 07/08/2023:  05:16:42

I had no idea old age would get here so fast.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/08/2023:  06:01:58

I’m addicted to placebos.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2023:  09:26:45

Many Deadheads are dead

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/08/2023:  20:12:15

To twins: Which one of you looks more alike?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/09/2023:  05:52:34

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  07:01:49

Eating always ruins my appetite.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  10:10:04

My big toe is sandal-allergic

DC5 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  11:37:57

I just walked into the living room and remembered why I went there.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/09/2023:  13:16:41

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/09/2023:  19:22:35

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/09/2023:  20:10:21

The trouble with shoes is that the soles take umbrage with the heels

DC5 - Posted - 07/10/2023:  04:35:30

Palindrome post 25152

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/10/2023:  12:41:01

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/10/2023:  20:07:25

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

DC5 - Posted - 07/11/2023:  04:34:02

Breast milk is a gateway drug.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/11/2023:  06:10:09

I have a fantastic reputation for being extraordinarily humble

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/11/2023:  10:58:13

Road trips are just a bump in the road

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/11/2023:  12:30:30

Folks who are all wrapped up in themselves make small packages

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/11/2023:  19:07:15

Lets go watch the week end this weekend.

DC5 - Posted - 07/12/2023:  05:46:03

Still vertical and the grass is under me.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/12/2023:  16:04:02

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/12/2023:  18:46:30

My SO has taken to yawning whilst we’re making whoopee

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/12/2023:  20:58:39

Doing nothing is difficult. You never know when your finished!!

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2023:  04:59:28

An alarm clock that sounds like a cat or dog about to puke would get you out of bed in a hurry

DC5 - Posted - 07/13/2023:  06:06:50

It's become challenging to be my wife's arm candy.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 07/13/2023:  12:45:36

Someday we old folks will use cursive writing as a secret code

HarleyQ - Posted - 07/13/2023:  19:20:46

Who in the world is Pete, and why do we have to do every thing for his "sake"??

DC5 - Posted - 07/14/2023:  06:14:08

I often wonder if old girl friends think about me as often as I think about them.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/14/2023:  11:00:09

My old flame burned out