TheLastWord - Posted - 11/13/2014:  18:06:56

Fashion shoots pineapples with a machine gun.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2014:  04:16:59

NEWS FLASH!!! There is no ozone layer in the ocean!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2014:  09:26:13

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas - already?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2014:  12:57:26

Sixteen tons is a lot more than I planned on.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/14/2014:  17:19:27

The legend of the raven's roar is often pregnant.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2014:  02:56:00

And now when folks come to visit me,they remain
seated untill I give the signal.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/15/2014:  07:23:57

You idiot, I said ping pong balls.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/15/2014:  19:58:08

Never hit 17 when you play against the dealer

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2014:  03:06:43

I had a full cup of coffee awhile ago.I drank half of it.
Now the top half of the cup is empty,the bottom half
is full,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,go figure??

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/16/2014:  03:47:10

Two-finger John runs through everything.

dmiller - Posted - 11/16/2014:  14:42:57

My cat caught a mouse in my house.

The one attached to my computer.

MWBailey - Posted - 11/16/2014:  19:00:26

Lazy Mary, you gotta get up! We need the sheets for the table!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  00:45:16

I got a hot rod Ford and a two dollar bill

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/17/2014:  04:03:53

A stumbling first step welcomes spring!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  06:17:54

Smiling tubers on the backs of alley cats.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  07:05:17

Gaskets and pickled herring are good for the soul

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  07:48:12

We need to fix this.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2014:  08:34:59

Popcorn a spare tire and a yard rake make a good trio

oliver james - Posted - 11/17/2014:  11:40:44

soylent green probably had a minty flavor

dmiller - Posted - 11/17/2014:  12:08:44

Picture from my neighbor's bathroom.

Can't decide if this is his dog, or a towel?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2014:  14:07:49

This is definitely going to hurt you more than it will me.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/17/2014:  16:56:43

That stolen figurine tests the thesis that your theorem would unleash.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/17/2014:  17:03:15

I have a Ph.D. in daydreaming

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2014:  03:23:16

HEY!!! I'm so excited! I won 2nd place in the bluegrass banjo pickin contest,,,,,
but,,,,,there was only 2 contestants.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  05:46:56

I used to procrastinate but I had to put it off until tomorrow.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  11:29:30

I just put two wheels on my truck,backwards. Now it wont move in either direction! !#&* @%

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 11/18/2014 11:30:04

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  11:33:35

When I nod my head, you hit it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  14:37:00

She said I was a heel,then she stepped on me

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2014:  15:04:08

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is going to get!

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/18/2014:  17:30:08

A great silence slips on a banana peel.

eljimb0 - Posted - 11/18/2014:  17:57:24

I yelled "deja vu" into an echo chamber

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2014:  03:12:11

That'll teach him not to ask.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2014:  04:04:36

I have 12 chickens that lay eggs every day.
Yesterday there was 13 eggs???

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2014:  09:25:07

Ain't got time to play the pinball

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2014:  15:16:49

Only 12 more,,then it will be an even dozen.

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/20/2014:  04:02:14

A passionate evening is interdependent on the relatedness of motivation, subcultures, and management.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2014:  09:50:02

It's down the road a piece,up over the 2nd knoll,turn left at the general merchandise store.
Go on headed north 12 miles,or is it 14? There is old mailbox on the 3rd fence post.But that's
not it.Continue to the cross roads,turn right and count thirty-seven telephone poles.This is the
lane to turn in at.Go over the 4th hill and you will see it.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2014:  12:01:25

It's almost like he knew what he was talking about.

oliver james - Posted - 11/20/2014:  12:27:00

i watched her lips while she was talking, and didnt a word she said

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2014:  12:29:10

I tawt I thaw a puddy tat

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2014:  13:17:01

I wish I could chuck wood like that woodchuck can.

oliver james - Posted - 11/20/2014:  15:39:11

Just to be safe, dont ever say: hey
throw me that boiling water

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2014:  16:13:48

Remember to take your deep breath BEFORE you put the blowgun to your lips.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/20/2014:  21:35:37

People seem to get the wrong idea. Iwas walking down the road the other day, wearing one shoe. some people passed by, and one said," Hey, you lose a shoe?", and i set him straight right away."naw! I found one."

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/21/2014:  04:14:55

A shooting star will take you to places you never expected not to visit!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2014:  09:32:55

I make an excellent bad example.

oliver james - Posted - 11/21/2014:  09:48:32

do unto others, then split

OM45GE - Posted - 11/21/2014:  10:02:58

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/21/2014:  12:49:07

Sooner or later,old dogs die
Do you feel sick?