TheLastWord - Posted - 06/27/2015:  16:38:06

12 Skateboarding Secrets From Kim Kardashian

OM45GE - Posted - 06/27/2015:  17:11:35

I think I'm having an LSD flashback. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/27/2015:  20:45:23

50 Ways To Leave Your Maid by Arnold S

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2015:  02:28:58

There,There now. Just don't you worry yourself about that at all..

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/28/2015:  04:03:20

A flailing monkey is still not very coherent.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2015:  05:06:03

Every town in the USA should have at lease one rest room.

J e f f - Posted - 06/28/2015:  07:38:55

I cannot lie. I ate the last hotdog.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/28/2015:  09:34:41

Mr.Baker is selling 3 lbs of dill pickles down at the hardware store for $.25.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/28/2015:  14:42:02

You are going to have to clean that up before your mother gets home. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/28/2015 14:42:23

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/28/2015:  20:57:43

Those are called pickerel in these here parts

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2015:  01:37:23

Canada does not qualify to be referred to as "These Here Parts".

OM45GE - Posted - 06/29/2015:  07:49:01

I was patiently ice fishing when suddenly it was just plain fishing. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2015:  08:16:37

Do you guys remember in a previous post how I told you about a bulldozer,,,,,?
Well,,,I did.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/29/2015:  11:19:29

Scotty's bulldozer was a sleeping steer

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/29/2015:  14:43:25

Cattle crossing means go slow
That old bull is some cows beau,,,,,,,,,Burma Shave

OM45GE - Posted - 06/30/2015:  14:03:05

I'm sorry, I thought you said you wanted my honest opinion, and that dress does make you look fat. 

Edited by - OM45GE on 06/30/2015 14:04:07

HisTreeNut - Posted - 06/30/2015:  21:05:29

I don't care about my shoues.

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/01/2015:  04:08:57

Wondrous awe is running away.

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2015:  04:16:26

The gators must have multiplied greatly this spring.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2015:  04:29:55

I didn't intend to post that video on the Internet  

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2015:  08:41:32

Never under estimate the power of the mouse,,,
It can be MIGHTY!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2015:  14:53:02

If we don't go in and destroy it her head will explode. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/01/2015:  18:48:28

I'm just saying,,,the person in charge of this should be notified.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/01/2015:  18:56:12

It's strange but I always find things in the last place I look. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/01/2015:  19:39:17

I coulda been a contendah

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2015:  05:49:08

I could have been contentious. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2015:  06:09:21

GLORY BE!! An airplane flew over my place yesterday,and
it didn't have any propellers?????

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/02/2015:  09:13:49

"prop" has many meanings

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/02/2015:  13:06:07

Don't you think we should check it out?
Maybe it WAS big foot?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/02/2015:  17:36:20

I used to procrastinate but I don't have time to anymore. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2015:  01:49:26

A wheat field,5 fish,and uncle Byrd = rain dance!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2015:  06:36:18

He's a good egg as far as eggs run, but I don't really like runny eggs. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2015:  07:48:07

This microphone works good as long as someone is speaking into it.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/03/2015:  11:23:42

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto had cleverly disguised himself as a hickory tree and was dropping his nuts on the bad guys. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/03/2015:  11:42:09

Remember this,,,a horseless carriage is a carriage without a horse.

J e f f - Posted - 07/03/2015:  13:29:40

Once met a man named Don Key. Didn't like him. He was a jackass.

cpk - Posted - 07/03/2015:  16:12:39

I have been standing in the shave ice line for over an hour. Welcome to Family City USA.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2015:  02:50:29

It's not the end of the world,,,,,,,just really close

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2015:  05:30:40

Frank's daughter Claire was looking on anxiously. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2015:  07:00:41

There jist hain't no kinda sub-stee-toot fer frad eggs,holm frys,gree-itts,und pur-ku-late-ed coffee.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/04/2015:  11:28:56

Cheryl was able to touch her tongue to the tip of her nose. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/04/2015:  12:57:12

I've always been un-lucky.Last week I bought a suit that had two
pair of pants with it.I burned a hole in the coat........

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/04/2015:  20:20:43

OK you big tub o' lard, get your fat a*s moving or you'll be in the boss's doghouse

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/06/2015:  06:43:17

No,We're not doing that today!

OM45GE - Posted - 07/07/2015:  17:46:25

If you're going to take that thing out you better be prepared to use it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2015:  02:43:06

Why are you starring at me?

OM45GE - Posted - 07/08/2015:  08:52:15

If it hurts that much, stop doing it!

banjoscotty - Posted - 07/08/2015:  09:30:05

I can sharpen a knife so sharp that it will cut your eyeball
just to look at it,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/08/2015:  12:38:47

My jaw is sore from chewing the bark of the sassafras tree - a proven remedy for amnesia