OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2021:  11:45:18

There are several lurking outside

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2021:  12:21:43

Armageddon has been temporarily postponed.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/20/2021:  14:24:47

Nuclear football has been passed

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2021:  03:51:41

Now you know why we can’t have nice things

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2021:  05:51:44

Yesterday was a palindrome and I missed it. 1/20/2021

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/21/2021:  06:23:44

Do you think that matters to me??

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2021:  06:38:52

My toilet paper to grocery ratio is off

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/21/2021:  07:36:18

Stop using toilet paper for grocery lists

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/21/2021:  07:56:00

Balderdash to haberdasheries

DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2021:  08:12:52

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2021:  10:27:01

I’m attempting to rise to the occasion

J e f f - Posted - 01/21/2021:  17:52:49

Perhaps pointless posts please Peter's profusely pontificating Polish parents.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2021:  03:31:41

This morning I only thought I knew what calamity meant

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2021:  05:20:43

I’d rather not say

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 01/22/2021 05:21:16

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2021:  05:54:07

Imagine your happy place

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2021:  05:56:45

Today is another palindrome day 1/22/21

Knows Picker - Posted - 01/22/2021:  06:05:40

I brought snacks !!

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2021:  06:41:46

There won't be another one for 70 years.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/22/2021:  08:57:13

I can’t wait that long

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2021:  15:45:03

It’s the little things that really piss me off

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2021:  06:00:32

It's not that I'm apathetic, I just don't care.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2021:  06:25:54

A day without Scotch is like a day without..........actually, never mind, I have no idea what it’s like

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2021:  07:09:00

Those brown shoelaces might be soiled

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2021:  07:39:16

It’s in 6/8

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/23/2021:  09:18:24

Did you get a haircut it were you in an accident?

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2021:  11:50:58

I'll wait here for the next one.

J e f f - Posted - 01/23/2021:  15:13:37

There are 336 shopping days until Christmas.

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2021:  06:21:26

If you're planing to stay at an Indian Casino, do you have to make reservations?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/24/2021:  10:39:01

Zip up!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2021:  17:25:01

That’s a step in the wrong direction

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2021:  19:19:39

Please leave your ego at the door

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2021:  03:32:24

So you’re the one in the news

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2021:  06:21:32

I didn't take a bath, is there one missing?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2021:  07:41:24

Multitasking is: listening, ignoring, and forgetting at the same time

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2021:  09:37:17

Indians never used shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2021:  12:14:54

The numbness in my hand has spread to my brain

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2021:  15:09:58

Fun ,fun, fun, until daddy took the T-Bird away

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2021:  17:27:15

I can help but it’s gonna cost you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2021:  14:07:29

Double miles AND cash back

finger-picker - Posted - 01/26/2021:  16:46:11

38% of all statistics are made up

geoB - Posted - 01/26/2021:  17:25:31

All I remember is Jeffrey yelling at me from the jetway as he was boarding the plane "High Jack!"

I haven't seen him since.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2021:  05:34:39

I started out to do something important but forgot what it was. Now I don't really know where I am and I have to pee.

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2021:  05:50:51

What am I supposed to do with my Blockbuster Card and Radio Shack Battery Club membership?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/27/2021:  07:33:24

You’ll know when I get there

geoB - Posted - 01/27/2021:  12:07:26

It don't matter where you're at, there you are.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2021:  04:36:38

No, I’m not descended from turnips

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2021:  05:33:23

You do the math

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2021:  05:50:44

I wish I knew how dogs do that

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2021:  06:47:24

I came in second, but the other guy came in next to last.