chuckv97 - Posted - 05/06/2023:  21:08:04

Plaid is for cowboys without borders

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2023:  04:51:26

Do evil hens lay deviled eggs?

DC5 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  05:52:26

Eating food always ruins my appetite.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/07/2023:  10:32:06

I’m reading a book about helium, and I can’t put it down

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/07/2023:  15:36:37

My marbles are chipped and scrambled

Edited by - chuckv97 on 05/07/2023 15:37:07

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/07/2023:  19:16:36

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

DC5 - Posted - 05/08/2023:  08:50:40

Got my pants on today in only one try.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2023:  10:07:54

Two hours does not 120 minutes make

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/08/2023:  13:46:52

I was going to post a pizza pun, but it was too cheesy

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/08/2023:  19:23:16

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/08/2023:  23:12:32

gender-bending leads to greater wardrobe expenses

DC5 - Posted - 05/09/2023:  08:17:09

I miss Dilbert

HarryHyde - Posted - 05/09/2023:  08:26:56

Guy was so dumb he went into Walgreen's to see if the walls were really green.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2023:  08:29:36

There re a few Lodi’s to get stuck in

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/09/2023:  12:48:33

I wrote a rap song about burritos

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/09/2023 12:49:27

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/09/2023:  19:48:09

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/09/2023:  22:23:21

Wherever you go, there you are

DC5 - Posted - 05/10/2023:  05:21:22

Palindrome post 24342

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/10/2023:  07:00:22

May I have a minute of your time?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/10/2023 07:00:45

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/10/2023:  19:32:39

Whoever said "nothing is impossible", never tried slamming a revolving door.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/10/2023:  21:24:20

Too many elbows leads to sin bin time

DC5 - Posted - 05/11/2023:  05:19:28

Never fry bacon while naked.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/11/2023:  16:10:09

I used to be a people person, but people ruined it

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/11/2023:  21:14:28

Drive on a parkway, park on a driveway!! I don't know if I'm washing or hanging out??

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/11/2023:  22:09:14

Blackberry fruit spread is verboten at the jam

DC5 - Posted - 05/12/2023:  05:48:45

Resistance exercise is supposed to be good for you and I've been resisting exercise for 70 years so I must be in great shape.

RB-1 - Posted - 05/12/2023:  06:18:55

In the beginning, there was nothing.
And then even that blew up....

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/12/2023:  07:46:55

Bread seems to go bad when you yeast expect it

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/12/2023:  09:45:42

My shoelaces have become weary

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/12/2023:  13:47:15

When washing and drying dishes by hand, a dish washer is only as good as his dish wiper

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2023:  04:52:02

In my defense, I was left totally unsupervised.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/13/2023:  06:31:15

Apparently it was not a good idea to remove the door on your microwave to save time

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/13/2023 06:32:15

DC5 - Posted - 05/13/2023:  07:09:17

You know it's going to be a bad day when you can't figure out which side of the mirror you are standing on.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/13/2023:  08:12:48

The leaves/leafs are out

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/13/2023:  10:49:40

My granddad started walking a few miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/13/2023:  12:07:15

I was tased once, it was stunning

DC5 - Posted - 05/14/2023:  12:20:18

I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back home.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/14/2023:  12:53:09

It never rains cats and dogs here

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/14/2023:  21:10:49

I'm at a point in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/15/2023:  04:36:27

I misplaced my mood ring and I’m not sure how I feel about it

DC5 - Posted - 05/15/2023:  06:14:53

My friend got a dog for his wife, where can I make a trade like that?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/15/2023:  15:05:13

Who the heck wrote the gosh darned assembly instructions for this thing, anyway?
(That’s the Minnesota version of €¥]\¥****#@@##{{^>!!!!)

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/15/2023:  19:54:24

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/15/2023:  22:20:24

They wanna fight fire with fire

DC5 - Posted - 05/16/2023:  04:28:40

I was created via recombinant DNA.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/16/2023:  07:42:07

quote:

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Originally posted by chuckv97

They wanna fight fire with fire

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The smoke from Chuck's Canadian forest fires is choking us out today in Minnesota 

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/16/2023:  07:46:23

quote:

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Originally posted by Pick-A-Lick

quote:

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Originally posted by chuckv97

They wanna fight fire with fire

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The smoke from Chuck's Canadian forest fires is choking us out today in Minnesota 

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The wind shifted overnight & the smoke smell woke me up early.... egads

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/16/2023:  15:27:41

The sun will shine brighter tomorrow

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/16/2023:  20:18:33

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because........um....I can't remember.