OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  05:53:02

Flat out and southbound

DC5 - Posted - 09/26/2019:  06:23:02

XYZZY gets you into the cave.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  08:42:05

I'll be with you in a minute, I'm practicing my tongue exercises

grandpafive - Posted - 09/26/2019:  08:55:58

there is no "I" in tiem

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  15:33:18

That’s not my dog

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/27/2019:  07:41:01

It’s not the way you like it

OM45GE - Posted - 09/27/2019:  08:23:43

Come back and I’ll taunt you a second time

DC5 - Posted - 09/27/2019:  11:17:20

How many times do I have to tell you?

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/27/2019:  13:32:17

are you coming with me,or are you staying here with this billionaire?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/28/2019:  03:31:30

The dust kitties have me cornered

DC5 - Posted - 09/28/2019:  06:19:24

When does the fat lady sing?

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/28/2019:  06:25:07

That snow on the roof was uninvited

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/29/2019:  03:38:58

His head exploded as the ice melted.

DC5 - Posted - 09/29/2019:  06:59:52

A shot of Roundup with a Beer chaser.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2019:  17:37:28

He sounded very happy

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/29/2019:  17:39:10

I ain’t goin’ nowhere

OM45GE - Posted - 09/29/2019:  17:42:36

Everything we’re saying is in the script

DC5 - Posted - 09/30/2019:  05:29:27

Doesn't he look like himself?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2019:  06:48:04

Take another

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/30/2019:  07:14:27

Only 5 more holes to patch

OM45GE - Posted - 09/30/2019:  08:23:05

Let the games begin

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/03/2019:  15:22:49

floppy pancakes wearing green tennis shoes

grandpafive - Posted - 10/03/2019:  15:50:23

We don't seem to have a bailing bucket

OM45GE - Posted - 10/03/2019:  16:19:57

And now for something similar

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/03/2019:  17:10:23

I only sweat out of my pores

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2019:  03:23:54

The irresponsible cabbage was ousted from the patch

DC5 - Posted - 10/04/2019:  10:47:52

How long is lunch when you're retired?

OM45GE - Posted - 10/04/2019:  17:36:51

It’s unavoidable

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/05/2019:  02:35:33

Check with the butler,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2019:  04:37:08

Yes, we don’t have any

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/05/2019:  07:40:28

I won’t be present today

DC5 - Posted - 10/05/2019:  10:19:41

My six pack abs have been safety sealed for your protection.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/05/2019:  10:27:02

Pass me the hairball

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OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/07/2019:  03:14:54

I think I just pulled a muscle in my brain.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019:  04:54:51

Let me tell you something important

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2019:  07:25:21

Shorts on a subzero morning

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019:  08:23:23

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

DC5 - Posted - 10/07/2019:  10:56:38

It's not that I'm not interested, it's that I don't care.

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 10/07/2019:  11:43:07

This could get ugly very quickly.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019:  14:29:54

He's hit rock bottom and is digging furiously

chuckv97 - Posted - 10/07/2019:  15:33:30

Nothing like a good pair of “Made in Canada” shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 10/07/2019:  18:11:05

Haunted by Casper the Friendly Ghost

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 10/08/2019:  08:06:05

No really.... smoke doesnt harm your lungs !

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:16:54

Sevenworm is still not very coherent.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/08/2019:  15:36:11

It was perfect

DC5 - Posted - 10/08/2019:  18:39:23

I'm up to 7021 posts

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  03:29:37

The cigarette smokes, I’m just the sucker

TheLastWord - Posted - 10/09/2019:  17:34:45

Show me it's not targeting or orange pie.

OM45GE - Posted - 10/09/2019:  18:07:13

Uppity parsnips on the loose