banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2016:  05:15:34

Please don't haul Aunt Polly in the rumble seat anymore!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2016:  13:55:41

Sour grapes and bitter pills make an interesting appetizer.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2016:  15:48:39

Beware of angry women and frying pans

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2016:  02:57:43

Something in my refrigerator growled at me. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/28/2016:  05:02:27

The relativity of proliferation is undeniably simpleminded in its codependency.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2016:  08:04:13

This is my 55,555 post. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/28/2016:  14:17:25

I drink Dunkin' Donut coffee,,,,one bean at a time

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2016:  17:09:23

I'm taking little white pills and my eyes are open wide

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2016:  03:17:08

lunch was black coffee, and three cigarettes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2016:  03:40:19

I'm turning my back on a life of petty crime. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2016:  04:01:30

It really doesn't matter anymore

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2016:  06:40:44

There stands the glass

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2016:  12:32:26

That will hide all my tears.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2016:  12:45:32

I wish you'd tell me what I mean....

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2016:  14:01:27

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/29/2016:  14:01:52

Diesel trucks,Cars,Trains,Airplanes,Boats,Motorcycles,and old 4 buckle arctic overshoes
should do it.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2016:  14:07:24

That's so special.

FRAILER57 - Posted - 04/29/2016:  20:32:53

Why do they advertise these new drugs, then turn around and tell you the side effects will killya?

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2016:  02:10:01

Because they want your money

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2016:  07:35:45

The cure is worse than the ailment

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2016:  09:07:05

We the people of,,,,,,,,,,

dat - Posted - 04/30/2016:  09:13:34

golden cheeked warblers are starting to nest in central taxes

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2016:  15:48:17

We're paying you in loonies. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2016:  20:11:25

Greenbacks are on their way out

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2016:  13:59:09

But judge,,she forced herself on me and I didn't want to hurt her
by fighting her off..

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2016:  02:50:34

Call a tow truck. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/02/2016:  03:07:40

When fishing in Florida's canals,never get into the water!!

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2016:  03:19:02

If you do that again I'm going to hit you. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/02/2016:  05:10:14

I know something and I'm not telling

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2016:  11:56:25

Mosquitoes don't bite, they suck!

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/02/2016:  14:31:18

Dracula bites first,,then he sucks

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2016:  02:56:26

There's no point in continuing this argument 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/03/2016:  05:18:25

How do you figure the 22 ammo falls right through my 30 cal.carbine?

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2016:  07:48:44

You can't go fishing in a baseball pool

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/03/2016:  15:57:34

Stupidity tests the thesis that some theorem would unleash.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2016:  18:49:07

Everything is affordable if you're not above theft. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/04/2016:  03:13:29

If you ever hear the "voice of experience",,don't listen

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2016:  03:29:01

Don't do as I do, do as I don't. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/04/2016:  03:58:06

A great silence stuns the onlooker.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2016:  09:13:47

It takes a lot of hummingbird pelts to make a set of leggings for an elephant.

mojohand40 - Posted - 05/04/2016:  13:23:44

Every Zoo is a Petting Zoo...

...unless you are a wuss.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2016:  20:11:39

He's a problem when he's stoned

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2016:  03:39:15

He's a stand up kind of dog. 

mojohand40 - Posted - 05/05/2016:  06:56:58

with determination....EVERY pizza is a personal sized pizza.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2016:  07:19:47

Please cut my pizza into six slices, I don't think I could eat eight.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2016:  09:12:06

Just want to say that everything is fine..So,,,,EVERYTHING IS FINE

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2016:  11:32:35

Would you like cream in your tea?

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/05/2016:  17:37:51

something very important came in the mail today..
but it didn't come to me

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/05/2016:  20:53:37

So they moved to Beverly.........Hills, that is