TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2018:  17:23:13

All a hairy knuckle would really like, is a teapot.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2018:  05:09:30

He mistook the Ben Gay for Preparation H.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2018:  05:30:27

There is a new shipment of shoelaces arriving tomorrow morning

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2018:  10:51:13

I've never seen someone eat that much LSD.

DC5 - Posted - 02/01/2018:  12:56:45

I brake for hallucinations.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2018:  13:06:49

You clearly haven't gotten the hang of personal hygiene.

DC5 - Posted - 02/01/2018:  14:19:08

Wait a second, I'm trying to see if I care...
Nope.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/01/2018:  16:50:28

a bag of dull sticks.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2018:  18:53:59

I laugh at your tiny hands.

DC5 - Posted - 02/02/2018:  05:02:35

Happy groundhog day

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2018:  05:03:24

I'm a shadow of my former self.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2018:  11:45:53

I haven’t been this dumb since high school

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2018:  13:19:15

That's a unique way to express yourself.

DC5 - Posted - 02/02/2018:  13:28:12

The older I get, the better I used to be.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/02/2018:  14:11:18

Your head is too big for your neck.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2018:  16:09:12

I've cut this board three times and it's still too short!

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/04/2018:  04:25:56

it's been scientifically proven that those who have more birthdays live longer.

Mooooo - Posted - 02/04/2018:  12:46:10

Comedy is not something to joke about.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2018:  13:34:23

They quit making Studebakers

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2018:  14:45:24

Air is a gateway drug. Studies have shown that 100% of heroin addicts breathed air before starting to use smack.

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/04/2018 14:45:58

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/04/2018:  17:33:48

He's shaving his back in the pool again.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2018:  12:20:08

OK Bob, you can stop doing the dead man's float now.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/05/2018:  15:14:33

The frog didn't know Spamish.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2018:  15:35:24

Maybe I should head for the dobro forum

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2018:  16:18:27

Please stop doing that in public.

DC5 - Posted - 02/06/2018:  07:13:00

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/06/2018:  08:10:05

I’ll have to quit buying Chinese shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2018:  12:42:11

I want a cup holder on my banjo

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2018:  02:28:35

If you do two at a time you'll get done twice as fast

lazlototh - Posted - 02/07/2018:  03:13:51

ok

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/07/2018:  05:09:31

Noise is only in the mind

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2018:  05:19:09

I'm a long way from home

DC5 - Posted - 02/07/2018:  10:20:54

Who nicked my scotch whiskey?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2018:  10:36:38

Let me explain...

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/07/2018:  14:56:34

Well,ya see,it was like this..We were just sittin'round adoin' nothin'
when all at once someone yelled,,COME AND GET IT,,,so we did.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/08/2018:  02:29:07

MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS SAKES ALIVE,,,you should see what we got.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2018:  05:14:34

Stop eating the turkey poop!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2018:  07:45:28

I’ll never tell

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2018:  11:53:17

I'll have the Sweeney Todd Meat Pie special.

DC5 - Posted - 02/08/2018:  13:27:11

His last words were "Hey everybody, watch this!"

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/08/2018:  14:54:02

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OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2018:  18:52:15

Do not attempt to adjust your set.

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/09/2018:  03:57:12

You pointless comment is pointed.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/09/2018:  05:24:01

Pointed?

DC5 - Posted - 02/09/2018:  06:26:26

What is the point?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/09/2018:  07:11:51

Rocky’s will be closed until further notice

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2018:  12:09:35

You make idiots look good.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/10/2018:  02:47:13

WHAT?,,,2 for a nickle,,,surely you joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/10/2018:  03:30:33

A pointed stick just drops out of trees.