OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2018:  04:10:54

Head hamster wrangler

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/18/2018:  10:01:24

The legend of the raven's roar was always the second best.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/18/2018:  10:03:13

Don Ho sends his regards

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/19/2018:  03:11:11

I don't have False teeth...they are Real fake teeth

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/19/2018:  04:07:58

Chair number eleven shot the watermelon.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/19/2018:  16:09:27

The chiggers are bigger - go figure

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/19/2018:  16:27:15

Chugging yogurt for $2 bets on a couch.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/20/2018:  03:37:20

No relief for the weary

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2018:  03:53:11

Betty Jo for seven tops.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/21/2018:  04:15:32

I can explain

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/21/2018:  15:00:09

and now for something...

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2018:  03:37:19

We let our customers do our safety testing

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/22/2018:  05:17:25

Has frogs and frongs and frongus.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2018:  05:53:44

Gas attack!

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/22/2018:  11:03:17

A shooting star would die for a grapefruit!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  11:27:03

I just dropped in to see what condition my con-dish-un wuz in

OM45GE - Posted - 12/22/2018:  12:43:51

There will never be another ewe

DC5 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  14:12:34

We lose money on every sale, but we make it up in volume.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/22/2018:  17:37:33

her business went soft and petered out....

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/23/2018:  02:33:42

And seven feet are losing the wind...

OM45GE - Posted - 12/23/2018:  19:12:44

Relief is just around the corner

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:08:20

Tea, lemonade, and a toaster.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  03:49:28

Hair dryers blow

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  06:11:19

Fertilizer, motor oil, and a box of tampons.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  09:54:40

Apparently not

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/24/2018:  11:55:30

Jack and Jill are rotating up and down.

DC5 - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:04:55

This is my 3375th post.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/24/2018:  18:39:24

This isn’t funny Wonka!

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2018:  04:06:44

That stolen figurine likes to take a walk in the park.

DC5 - Posted - 12/25/2018:  09:32:57

We don't burn coal, I got a cup of oil in my stocking.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/25/2018:  17:23:51

Jumping Jack while trolling the mud.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  04:49:25

Trawling for tadpoles

DC5 - Posted - 12/26/2018:  06:37:40

Would it be ironic if we were made of iron?

jblue - Posted - 12/26/2018:  07:08:15

This is my first post to any forum ever....

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/26/2018:  07:14:05

It would behoove us to quit being fools over some mildewed town or ten acres of swampland that we once called home

OM45GE - Posted - 12/26/2018:  17:19:08

I can't reach that high

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  03:43:13

Now that there felt sooo good

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  04:14:26

George Washington certainly slept around a lot

DC5 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  06:06:02

I don't have time to post right now.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  06:52:01

My bottomless cup of coffee has made a mess on my desk

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  07:25:42

He is the man who chased Bohemia about the town from Hester Street to Harlem until you can't find a place in the city where they don't cut their spaghetti with a knife.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2018:  09:31:29

I never heard of such a thing,,have you?

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  11:07:58

82028 is not a prime number

Raul Cabezali - Posted - 12/28/2018:  11:13:24

Fiddlers' fodder found in Philadelphia's filthy fabric factory

OM45GE - Posted - 12/28/2018:  12:23:26

I am fairly certain you are mistaken

Edited by - OM45GE on 12/28/2018 12:23:43

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/28/2018:  13:07:17

I love what I don't do, and loath that which I do.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/29/2018:  04:23:15

Nice sunrise

DC5 - Posted - 12/29/2018:  08:05:15

I'm not the pheasant plucker

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/29/2018:  09:06:41

Don't feed me any more hogwash