dirtmaster4 - Posted - 12/27/2013:  10:47:17

I like chicken. Do you? It's very tasty to my tummy!!! When do you eat it? If you eat it at 2:51 pm in the afternoon then potlook for you bed. Have a go at a drumstick with a spork. Do so in a manner that the chicken get powdered with duff for the gum boat. After all, who doesn't like a little sand in their shoes? Donald Duck. For the record, to sweeten your tender chicken rumps with Harper's Pasta Piconici Sauce, a specialty in Arkansas.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/28/2013:  02:04:54

There were seven of us to start with.Two of them quit.
Now there is eight of us.

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/29/2013:  14:20:53

Nachos are for tiny animals drowning in cheese.

BigMonFan - Posted - 12/29/2013:  17:46:15

Life Savers candies are overrated.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/30/2013:  03:51:20

I put new strings on all my guitars every two years,,,
whether they need it or not.

TonyS - Posted - 12/30/2013:  12:33:11

If you don't have anything nice to say a person, say it to others behind their back.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/30/2013:  18:48:21

When I was young,we played a game but I forgot what it was

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/30/2013:  23:31:19

Ocarinas are funny. We used to call 'em holy taters

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2013:  02:51:00

There were three small holes in the ground.
Two of them went down,,,the other went ,,???

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/31/2013:  03:56:55

The authentication of romantic inwardness is comparable with the reformation of unsituated knowledge.

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/31/2013:  07:41:11

Does that mean you're a sex thero-pest ?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/31/2013:  09:28:45

I thought I was down by the river getting ready to take a little morning swim,but then I woke up on th' back porch with my foot in the water bucket.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2013:  16:32:48

It gets late early out here.........                   Yogi Berra

Edited by - chuckv97 on 12/31/2013 16:33:26

FRAILER57 - Posted - 12/31/2013:  21:59:58

What time does  the Midnite  jam start?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/01/2014:  09:12:55

All of the kernels popped except the ones that
were left in the pan.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2014:  13:30:51

I forgot to remember to forget

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2014:  02:45:39

I just finished typing and entering this post,,,,,hope you like it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2014:  04:03:07

Perhaps the impossible notion of narrative qua narrative.

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/02/2014:  06:52:39

My TV got sick from too many commercials.

 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/02/2014:  08:33:50

Got my new Acme coyote trap set up in th' pasture behind me. Now, i've got to find the roadrunner stuffed animal to bait the trap with.  (MEEP MEEP!!)

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/02/2014:  17:16:24

If I add 31+61 then multiply that answer + 3 then subtract 57
and divide that answer by 2 Will that be the right amount of flour
for my biscuits?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2014:  18:05:36

Only one evil potato quietly painted a royal police car.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/03/2014:  02:58:32

You've asked for my daughters hand in marriage.But why don't
you want all of her??

TonyS - Posted - 01/03/2014:  14:14:06

I potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 5 - math is hard...

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/03/2014:  16:46:42

I'm going in the right direction the wrong way

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/03/2014:  22:04:44

Wait! I'll be right back. Ijust heard my dog hollering. I gotta go out and break him offath' tree. It's so d%^&* cold out here.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/04/2014:  03:52:36

However, this particular elephant dramatically destroyed a flaming shampoo bottle.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2014:  03:59:10

My walking cane had to have a knee replacement.
But the Dr's couldn't figure out which one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2014:  18:31:26

when I was learning pull-off's ,I mistakenly pushed-off, but I still can't play "Back up and Push".

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/04/2014:  20:36:15

Always close the door behind you cause if you close it in front of
you,you'll run into it and maybe hurt yourself.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2014:  03:13:07

A zombie quietly kicked the gardener.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2014:  04:43:22

Never try to swim in quicksand,,,it's too tiring.

BigMonFan - Posted - 01/05/2014:  06:14:52

I'm going to write down all the words I know unless I get hungry first and quit. Hmm, come to think of it I'm hungry right now. Oh well.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2014:  08:11:06

this is the last time I'm posting, 'til next time

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2014:  08:46:05

Every time Wilma comes to town selling her wares,,
She sells everything she's wearing.Sure is doing a
bang up business.

TonyS - Posted - 01/05/2014:  15:27:38

I was talking political change... Don't upset the apple cart??  Whose talking about fruit?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/05/2014:  17:45:50

Once when I was a kid,I went to the indoor picture show and had popcorn and coke.
I forgot what the show was about though??

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2014:  18:46:43

wasn't the show called "The Opposite of Everything is Real"?

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/05/2014:  20:37:20

this is endless 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2014:  05:04:56

Well,,,at least it had a beginning

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2014:  07:21:10

beginnings never end well

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2014:  11:24:49

Who's fault is that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2014:  11:27:38

I blame everything on the devil ,a la Flip Wilson

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2014:  18:22:46

Never walk on wet lenolium after your mama has mopped

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/06/2014:  19:14:33

And so, the butler quietly sat on the grumpy camel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/07/2014:  05:01:08

784 pennies,2 pineapples,and 34 goats should cover the cost
of a new angora rabbit Or your choice of a beauty perm.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/07/2014:  09:03:50

took my car in for a beauty perm- it still looks like an old rusty wreck.... kinda like my ex

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/07/2014:  10:32:58

Nobody knows why a evil potato quietly ran down the street.

banjojj - Posted - 01/07/2014:  15:55:01

Why is a duck? John