chuckv97 - Posted - 08/12/2017:  09:24:47

I'm about to call it a wash

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/12/2017:  10:28:00

hear no evil,,speak no evil,see no evil,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 08/12/2017:  15:48:33

If he tells me to dig another hole I'm going to scream.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/13/2017:  04:11:14

YIKE,YIKE,and YIIIKES!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 08/13/2017:  17:56:58

That's another reason we don't go out anymore. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/13/2017:  19:07:50

Just let everybody take a deep breath

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/14/2017:  04:52:55

everything is going to be fine

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2017:  05:08:51

I need more room for my stuff.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2017:  10:30:34

My shoelaces are hot

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2017:  12:46:57

Here's a coded message for you: U'n bir qwleubf lbt ybsweqwle.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2017:  18:06:57

Je houw me eige vor de gek

Edited by - chuckv97 on 08/14/2017 18:07:11

OM45GE - Posted - 08/14/2017:  18:32:35

We're putting the finishing touches on the cake. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/14/2017:  18:38:24

Drink up and go home

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  03:24:52

And now for something completely different. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2017:  04:27:25

HUUM,,,I wonder how long till the cows come home?

DC5 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  08:09:07

The procrastination meeting is put off until tomorrow.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  10:28:16

Never show up if you're not present

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  13:39:24

Brad farted and the National Weather Service named a storm.

DC5 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  13:41:26

Did anyone see where I put down my scotch?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  13:43:00

Yum!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:36:09

She'll be comin' round' the mountain when she comes,,,,,,,,,but,,where is she comin' from?

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:39:35

You'll have to speak up, I have bananas in my ears.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/15/2017:  14:53:56

I'd rather run the Jefferson Highway - Winnipeg to New Orleans.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/15/2017:  17:11:20

That was a brave place to put that particular tattoo.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/16/2017:  10:55:12

I was wondering what might happen if you did that.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/16/2017:  15:08:26

Do you smell smoke?

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/16/2017:  15:29:47

Head for the hills and don't look back!

DC5 - Posted - 08/16/2017:  17:42:31

Pmurt: an irresistible urge to put one's foot in one's own mouth.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2017:  02:41:15

Check your shorts!

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2017:  04:44:00

when mountain climbing always go upwards

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  05:17:23

When white water rafting, always go down stream.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  06:23:50

Wash your socks upstream from the herd

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2017:  06:37:28

You waited a little too long to pull the ripcord.

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  10:11:36

Gotta go plow the north 40, just south of here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  10:40:16

Never pull a snowplow behind your tractor

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/17/2017:  11:00:10

always point muzzle of gun away from yourself

DC5 - Posted - 08/17/2017:  14:06:29

Sheep lie.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/17/2017:  15:32:25

That's what she said.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2017:  04:19:47

Don't hand me that!! ............I said pass the potatoes.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  09:44:04

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:03:33

You can signal the lineman now,,I'm all finished.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:10:38

Parking your car on railroad tracks is not a good idea.

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/18/2017:  10:22:04

Oh yeah, that's US 30, the Lincoln Highway.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/18/2017:  12:46:28

I sort of like it here in the gutter.

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/19/2017:  04:54:42

Good morning this morning.It's a fine morning this morning..If it's a fine morning in the
morning like it's a fine morning this morning,,It will be a fine morning in the morning.

OM45GE - Posted - 08/19/2017:  09:08:19

That's a bitter cup of coffee. ☕️ 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/20/2017:  09:05:09

Sure enough,,it's a fine morning this morning

OM45GE - Posted - 08/20/2017:  15:51:40

I wonder why they drained the pool. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 08/21/2017:  04:48:42

He didn't know about ethanol/gas at that time.