OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2022:  18:23:07

I smell liver and onions

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/18/2022:  08:04:53

It will never be the same

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2022:  18:04:25

No, YOU go first

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2022:  21:28:54

Water off a duck’s back

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2022:  06:14:00

There’s no going back on this.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/19/2022:  06:43:42

I’m beginning to think this wasn’t such a good idea

GoSlow - Posted - 04/19/2022:  06:49:26

I like turtles!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/19/2022:  07:52:45

Hub caps just aren’t what they used to be

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/20/2022:  03:37:56

Well, I never….

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2022:  03:47:44

You’re the reason I’m traveling on

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/20/2022:  06:34:59

Don’t think twice, it’s alright

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/20/2022:  07:25:22

Hammers a-bleeding

Edited by - chuckv97 on 04/20/2022 07:26:10

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2022:  17:37:44

Don’t worry, there’s a spare in the trunk

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/21/2022:  06:11:56

Be sure to wear clean skivvies in case you get in an accident

OM45GE - Posted - 04/22/2022:  03:12:48

We appreciate your contributions

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/22/2022:  04:30:43

What’s for breakfast?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/22/2022:  08:31:52

Green eggs and ham

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2022:  13:52:13

That’s fine with me

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/23/2022:  17:35:54

Leftovers again?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2022:  03:42:04

I have decided not to

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/25/2022:  08:33:48

I’m not saying I will, but I’m certainly not saying I won’t

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2022:  17:35:00

It’s pleasantly quiet around here now that you’re giving me the silent treatment

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/25/2022:  18:52:43

As far as I’m concerned, all the promises are just lip service

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2022:  03:25:14

That’s a little too close for comfort

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2022:  05:23:16

If at first you don’t Fricassee, fry, fry again

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2022:  11:52:30

You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her like flowers

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/26/2022:  14:31:40

If you’d have been listing to what I just said, you would not have to ask me that question

OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2022:  17:47:07

The gerbil stole my motorcycle

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2022:  04:03:49

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2022:  04:14:56

And that’s when the fight started

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2022:  06:15:52

Since your leaving anyway, take out the trash

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2022:  18:01:52

Please, allow me

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2022:  22:17:44

My huckleberry friend

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2022:  03:23:14

Get rid of the land line

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2022:  04:29:40

I want my children have all the things I couldn’t afford, then I want to move in with them.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/28/2022:  13:24:18

I wasn’t expecting it to be purple

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2022:  15:11:17

When was the last time you saw it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2022:  17:47:14

If the shoe doesn’t fit, don’t wear it

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2022:  04:01:33

I’ve never considered becoming a proctologist

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2022:  04:48:23

Always take the same path to the outhouse

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2022:  11:09:30

Nobody is going to believe this.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2022:  15:52:00

Not this story again

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2022:  13:47:52

I’ll be seeing you in all the old familiar places

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2022:  14:29:07

I’m willing to go out on a limb, but you have to promise…….

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2022:  17:26:32

Can’t you see I’m busy?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2022:  19:09:23

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer

OM45GE - Posted - 05/02/2022:  02:53:30

Still not working

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/02/2022:  06:42:39

Just the facts please

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2022:  08:42:44

Bald tires need recaps