DC5 - Posted - 02/07/2021:  03:57:20

Picture this, you're naked and hiding in a refrigerator . . .

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/07/2021:  06:17:58

I can see my breath

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2021:  13:26:09

This could be the start of something small and inconsequential

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/07/2021:  15:02:49

We want the naked truth

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2021:  17:51:55

You asked for it

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/08/2021:  05:40:22

Show us the goods

DC5 - Posted - 02/08/2021:  05:40:45

When does the fat lady sing?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/08/2021:  10:32:03

Can you hum a few bars?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/08/2021:  11:56:09

We may have to report this

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/09/2021:  06:47:49

Say what?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2021:  08:07:44

But I don't want to be tied up

DC5 - Posted - 02/09/2021:  09:01:39

I don't have cable, but I'm pretty sure the ropes will hold.

Banjonewguy - Posted - 02/09/2021:  09:02:38

Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it does muffle the sound

DC5 - Posted - 02/09/2021:  09:07:13

Does the carpet match the drapes?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/09/2021:  10:22:46

So there I was, ready to jump...

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/10/2021:  05:27:06

I’ll call you

DC5 - Posted - 02/10/2021:  08:24:00

A spatula, mayonnaise, and rope.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/10/2021:  10:25:04

You can’t push a rope

OM45GE - Posted - 02/10/2021:  12:11:32

I don't feel any better

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/11/2021:  05:44:21

It could be worse

Banjonewguy - Posted - 02/11/2021:  06:06:46

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone care unless they are standing under the tree

OM45GE - Posted - 02/11/2021:  10:00:02

You won’t believe what I found in my underwear

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/11/2021:  16:06:05

You need to cool down

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2021:  04:30:31

Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/12/2021:  06:17:43

Borrow me $20, I’ll pay you back next week

OM45GE - Posted - 02/12/2021:  10:22:21

I've been working virtually my whole life

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/12/2021:  12:39:26

Grab the Mail on your way in

DC5 - Posted - 02/12/2021:  12:58:49

I'm pretty sure I'm not as good as I remember me being.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2021:  03:21:38

You should not have expected more from me

DC5 - Posted - 02/13/2021:  06:53:11

When they legalize pot, will they also legalize frying pans?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/13/2021:  10:22:47

Seems like I just changed those batteries

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2021:  11:48:34

I can see your house from here

DC5 - Posted - 02/13/2021:  11:53:00

When we get to the end, can we turn around and start over?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/13/2021:  12:04:43

I’m filled with both passion and melancholy

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/13/2021:  13:32:02

Walking barefoot in thick cool grass

DC5 - Posted - 02/14/2021:  05:49:09

And some meatloaf and mashed potatoes for the boys, if you would please.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/14/2021:  08:54:13

It’s -24° and my nostrils are frozen

OM45GE - Posted - 02/14/2021:  12:25:50

I’m too broke to pay attention

DC5 - Posted - 02/15/2021:  06:33:12

I forgot what I was going to write.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2021:  10:04:26

It's not your turn

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/15/2021:  14:46:32

Back me up on this

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/15/2021:  18:41:10

Army boots are for mothers

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2021:  03:09:59

Rehab is for quitters

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/16/2021:  04:31:12

Say it ain’t so

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2021:  05:41:43

I've got good news and bad news

DC5 - Posted - 02/16/2021:  06:07:49

The rain is making everything wet.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/16/2021:  06:23:29

Right now it’s 58° F warmer in my refrigerator than it is outside

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2021:  17:19:18

We’re having leftover leftovers again

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/16/2021:  17:23:22

Don’t try to sell me any hogwash

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/16/2021 17:23:41