chuckv97 - Posted - 04/02/2023:  14:27:02

Hub caps aren’t meant for swiping

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/02/2023:  15:50:43

From the penthouse to the outhouse

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2023:  06:40:32

You read Penthouse in the outhouse too?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2023:  07:25:20

All queries must be answered

DC5 - Posted - 04/03/2023:  09:17:28

April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/03/2023:  11:39:58

"Whoa, take 'er easy there, Pilgrim." …….(The Duke)

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/03/2023:  11:49:42

Marion used to drink here….

DC5 - Posted - 04/04/2023:  06:32:35

Honest, I don't know how she ended up under me.

Earl-Picker - Posted - 04/04/2023:  06:36:30

I thought it was a Groundhog

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/04/2023:  08:37:42

Chickens don’t wear underwear because their peckers are on their faces

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/04/2023:  09:03:34

Just build a better mouse trap

DC5 - Posted - 04/04/2023:  11:37:52

I'm going back outside now.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2023:  05:18:21

They say money talks, but all mine says is “Goodbye”

DC5 - Posted - 04/05/2023:  06:09:32

I was at the airport when my ship came in.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/05/2023:  08:16:50

My banker said “don’t worry”

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/05/2023:  09:07:30

College is the opposite of kidnapping, they demand money or they will send your kid back

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/06/2023:  22:30:01

TP comes from forests

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/07/2023:  06:10:59

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do

DC5 - Posted - 04/07/2023:  07:18:33

Do you ever question were recycled TP comes from?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/07/2023:  08:59:45

Some questions are rhetorical

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2023:  03:59:24

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

DC5 - Posted - 04/08/2023:  06:18:26

I think that redundancy can become repetitious when it is used over and over again.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/08/2023:  12:13:18

I put my grandmother on speed dial……..I call it Insta-Gram

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/08/2023:  17:23:05

My Pa hated pop

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2023:  07:42:04

I'm wearing the suit my father was buried in.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/09/2023:  11:06:43

I had a job harvesting seafood but I ended up pulling a mussel

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2023:  06:25:24

When asked who cut down the cherry tree George Washington answered "Pop I did it".

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/10/2023:  08:06:11

Aglet quality isn’t what it used to be

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/10/2023:  09:57:52

If glass coffins become popular remains to be seen

DC5 - Posted - 04/11/2023:  05:21:29

Fire in a funeral home leaves 50 dead, dead.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/11/2023:  08:00:22

Someone added ketchup to the grocery list and now I can’t read it

DC5 - Posted - 04/11/2023:  11:36:06

This Rorschach test is all blurry.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/11/2023:  16:00:27

I didn’t do it…….nobody saw me……… you can’t prove anything

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/11/2023:  22:19:28

Have you ever seen the rain?

DC5 - Posted - 04/12/2023:  07:36:30

Is there a point to a pointless thread?

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/12/2023:  20:08:25

Took my hearing aids to the shop for repair ain't heard nothing yet!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/12/2023:  20:12:40

My shoemaker called me soul-less

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/13/2023:  03:37:25

Given a choice between sooner or later, I’d sooner it were later

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/13/2023:  19:09:50

I feel more like I do now than I did awhile ago!

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/13/2023:  21:49:40

Of the 24 hours in a day , only 8 are usually unconscious

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/14/2023:  04:34:07

I’m trying to figure out how many chuck-a-lucks equal a boom-ditty-boom

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2023:  05:44:25

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/14/2023:  07:01:40

It gets late early out there

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2023:  11:06:45

I overslept this morning and missed my nap.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/15/2023:  06:49:49

I got fired from my job at the calendar because I took a day off

DC5 - Posted - 04/15/2023:  15:00:17

I did not drink any battery acid today.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/15/2023:  15:56:12

Give me another day and I’ll have it ready

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/15/2023:  17:28:31

I’m sick and tired of needing a daily nap

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/15/2023:  19:23:53

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!!