banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2013:  03:38:33

Went to the Dr. yesterday and during the examination,,I found her to be quite healthy

J e f f - Posted - 10/12/2013:  11:32:26

I cannot tell a lie. I removed the mattress label.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2013:  12:45:22

There are but a few of us left,,,but we can still whistle

mbanjo - Posted - 10/12/2013:  13:29:59

Well I hope you come and see me in the movies

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/12/2013:  18:35:12

Is it true what they say about cowboys?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/13/2013:  13:12:56

Haven't I told you a thousand times not to exaggerate?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/13/2013:  22:55:46

If there were no peanuts, we wouldn't have peanut butter to put on our jelly sandwiches,nor would we have discovered Reeces cups!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2013:  04:20:33

My sidewalk needs pressure cleaned

mbanjo - Posted - 10/14/2013:  11:49:18

Life begins after a cup of coffee......

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/14/2013:  14:19:45

Eating cashews with no teeth is a pretty good trick

mbanjo - Posted - 10/15/2013:  22:04:30

Where does the hole go when you finish eating the donut?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/15/2013:  23:22:48

I always wanted to do this,but now, it's too  late and it'll never come around again. Daag Nabbit!!!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2013:  02:03:56

What time does the 4:15 train come through

mbanjo - Posted - 10/16/2013:  13:37:04

Ok!..I'm outta bed...now what?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/16/2013:  18:43:54

If pizza originated in Italy,,,where did corn bread come from

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/16/2013:  22:26:31

What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2013:  04:18:01

Every time I play my electric guitar,,,the sound comes out of a box??

RandyZ - Posted - 10/17/2013:  12:47:11

i had a girl ask me once if my cat bit......i told her to wrap her finger in baloney and find out

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/17/2013:  15:04:17

When the sun goes down,,where does it go?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/17/2013:  15:19:38

I've just reached a mutual agreement with me and myself

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/18/2013:  02:59:51

And another thing,,,(BANG),,,don't let the door slam

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/18/2013:  09:59:38

Explaining left-handed and right-handed doors to someone is purt near impossible, imo.

RandyZ - Posted - 10/18/2013:  10:06:19

hey man....dont step on my face...~!

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/18/2013:  13:04:44

How can you walk around town when it has a square?

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/18/2013:  13:21:10

What will happen if I only go back to square two and start over?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/18/2013:  18:54:45

The Indians were butchering an Owl while the horse

was eloping with the cow,,,,,,,Beats me,,I'm staying in the house!!

RandyZ - Posted - 10/21/2013:  08:30:03

@- knock knock...... %- who is it?? @its me!..... %- me who??.... @ i know, right?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/21/2013:  09:04:48

I thought I was wrong once,,,but I was mistaken

mh49banjo - Posted - 10/21/2013:  10:07:27

If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half then how long does it take a one legged monkey to pick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

mh49banjo - Posted - 10/21/2013:  10:12:18

Why is an asteroid something in or near the hemisphere and a hemroid something in or near your a##?

mbanjo - Posted - 10/21/2013:  13:19:44

I can't wait for that to never happen....

RandyZ - Posted - 10/22/2013:  08:37:44

popcorn balls were obviously made for throwing back at whoever gave them to you.....

BigMonFan - Posted - 10/22/2013:  09:36:37

This is the second time for me that it's never happened but that's probably only because I'm older .... either that or because sometimes I make stuff up.

Edited by - BigMonFan on 10/22/2013 09:38:59

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/22/2013:  13:52:19

Ever so often someone says "BOO".
But it doesn't scare me.

mbanjo - Posted - 10/22/2013:  14:56:56

What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? .................About 35 minutes.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/22/2013:  18:55:02

Does six of one kind and half dozen of the other make twelve?

dmiller - Posted - 10/22/2013:  20:29:43

Only if they're compatible.

We've got snow in the forecast.  Where's my long johns?

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2013:  01:38:17

Those Plains Indians weren't so very plain,,were they?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 10/23/2013:  06:31:56

Dang It! The stoopid leaves are falling off the trees again,cloggin' up my gutters and fillin' up my truck bed,DAGNABBIT!!!!!!

Happens every year about this same time.

Edited by - FRAILER57 on 10/23/2013 06:32:56

RandyZ - Posted - 10/23/2013:  07:31:10

i always though switchblades were really cool for some reason.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/23/2013:  09:59:34

This makes the 5th time that I haven't liked that movie??

mbanjo - Posted - 10/23/2013:  21:35:13

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2013:  04:39:07

If you hold a cat upside down by the tail,,will their eyes fall out?

RandyZ - Posted - 10/24/2013:  13:09:26

i bet the civil war woulda turned out different if both sides had gummi bears~

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/24/2013:  14:33:16

My younger brother is my brother because I
already had two sisters,,,,

mbanjo - Posted - 10/25/2013:  01:40:15

I like living.....its something to do !

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2013:  03:11:50

typing?,,,I like the hunt and peck system,,,It's challenging

RandyZ - Posted - 10/25/2013:  12:10:53

when the king of twilight shows me
i will take ten steps to see
40 leaves ill pay for freedom
and the chance to be free ~

dosnt really apply....but ive just been singin this all day.....

banjoscotty - Posted - 10/25/2013:  15:25:10

If I don't want Jerry to be a kissin cousin,,
can I use his sister for that?