DC5 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  13:15:38

Spending the rest of the summer tuning my banjo

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/19/2020:  14:34:49

Camping is for the birds

OM45GE - Posted - 07/19/2020:  17:23:19

Palette cleansers

DC5 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  05:42:37

cheese and olives

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  08:24:24

Morning sun doesn’t last long

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  10:09:15

Going to Kansas City

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:22:31

Cleaner for a score plus 2.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:25:45

Now I’m upset

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:26:27

Cobblers aren’t selling aglets this season

OM45GE - Posted - 07/20/2020:  17:27:04

What a waste of time

DC5 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  15:09:20

We didn't plan for this.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  15:45:41

But we’ve been through that a hundred times or more

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/21/2020:  15:56:50

Stand clear and take four hamburgers at two.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  18:09:41

That is an excellent crossword clue

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/21/2020:  18:14:20

Cuz I gambled my ticket away

OM45GE - Posted - 07/21/2020:  19:12:22

Trust me on this one

DC5 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  06:47:11

I wish I smoked so I could quit and save all that money.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/22/2020:  06:55:04

I’m so dry I could start a forest fire

OM45GE - Posted - 07/22/2020:  11:37:04

Leaping lizards

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/22/2020:  17:28:30

Hanging by a root...

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  03:25:45

I like my coffee like my outlook on life, dark and bitter

DC5 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  05:28:51

And the band played Waltzing Matilda

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:20:21

He's not using a filter

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:20:59

I drove it into the ground

OM45GE - Posted - 07/23/2020:  08:23:04

Gross

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/23/2020:  13:24:32

Machine heads are stopping toilet paper towels.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  02:50:06

That’s one very sick puppy

DC5 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  06:17:04

Polarization

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  08:14:57

And rabbits in the pen

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  08:53:32

More peanut butter please

DC5 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  10:45:54

I'm saving all my deserts for one big sugar orgy.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/24/2020:  15:06:56

It’s hard to lose your lover when your heart is full of hope but it’s worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/24/2020:  16:43:05

I almost cut my hair

OM45GE - Posted - 07/25/2020:  03:54:54

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/25/2020:  11:47:38

Here comes vitamin C with fish oil...

DC5 - Posted - 07/26/2020:  05:36:03

I'll pretend like I give a care.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/26/2020:  07:15:47

I lit my cigarette on a parking meter

OM45GE - Posted - 07/26/2020:  12:20:30

No more Mister Nice Guy

TheLastWord - Posted - 07/27/2020:  13:58:58

Radical biscuits on a shingled roof.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  03:25:44

Interrupted picnic plans

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  04:57:13

Listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk top.

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  05:54:06

She was a level-headed woman on the road to alcohol

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:08:01

If you’re eating a chicken dinner you are involved, if you’re the chicken, you are fully committed

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:16:39

Tires are often flat on the bottom only

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  06:19:49

Whatever works for you

DC5 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  08:59:44

It's a good thing I don't remember everything.

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  10:42:15

That was not what I ordered

chuckv97 - Posted - 07/28/2020:  11:45:17

And feathered canyons everywhere

OM45GE - Posted - 07/28/2020:  12:35:45

Bar tab bingo