DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2023:  05:40:49

I don't remember what it was that I forgot.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2023:  10:01:36

I’m afraid of driving over a speed bump, but I’m slowly getting over it

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2023:  10:06:52

I’ll never get over you so you better answer the phone

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/27/2023:  11:04:41

I adore spontaneity, as long as it's carefully planned.

DC5 - Posted - 04/27/2023:  13:18:15

Never put off until tomorrow what you can delay until next week.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/27/2023:  15:54:14

Don’t trust trees……..they’re shady

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/27/2023:  19:32:59

Less is more. Surely that's obvious?

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2023:  21:51:38

My tattooist doubles as an acupuncturist

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  04:43:43

Do religious acupuncturists consider themselves holier than thou?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 04/28/2023 04:44:31

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2023:  05:12:14

XLII the Roman answer to everything

Docstick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  06:05:34

A bird in the hand spoils the broth

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2023:  06:15:30

Don’t let the cat out of the genie bottle

DC5 - Posted - 04/28/2023:  08:19:51

You can't have your cake until your birthday.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  08:57:48

I’m not falling for that old line

SandChannel - Posted - 04/28/2023:  09:02:41

Unhindered by talent.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/28/2023:  13:20:44

Where can you find a tiny Coke?…….In Mini-Soda

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/28/2023:  13:36:43

Saskatchewan rival Kansas for flatland trucking

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/28/2023:  19:05:33

I'm not superstitious but I can be a bit stitious at times!

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2023:  04:31:34

It is so difficult being a sex object that I decided to stop.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/29/2023:  06:09:57

It’s comforting to find solace in finding solace

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/29/2023:  16:23:43

shrinks will tell you that breaking a shoelace will trigger rage

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/29/2023:  19:32:43

I tried being normal. It was the worst two minutes of my life.

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2023:  05:58:53

I plan to live forever, so far so good.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 04/30/2023:  08:55:44

I can’t see myself making mirrors for a living

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/30/2023:  16:30:07

Shan’t is a poor substitute for shall not

HarleyQ - Posted - 04/30/2023:  18:46:19

Nothing is impossible unless you can't do it.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2023:  04:48:24

When I do it myself I know it’s done right

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 05/01/2023 04:48:58

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  05:58:09

I always think of clever things to say here when I'm not near the computer.

DC5 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  06:01:02

Palindrome post 24142

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/01/2023:  15:52:29

It’s all in the timing

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/01/2023:  19:54:52

I was going to take on the world today, but I overslept again!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2023:  22:16:47

Baseball is penalty box deprived

DC5 - Posted - 05/02/2023:  05:37:50

Seize the fish

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/02/2023:  07:27:53

I love math, and then sum

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/02/2023:  11:01:45

The aglet factory in N. Peoria has ceased operations

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/02/2023:  19:25:47

YARD SALE: Take a look around? Our crap could be your crap.

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2023:  05:34:58

I don't like sex on TV, you could fall off and get hurt.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/03/2023:  16:09:00

Make sure the ceiling fan is turned OFF when jumping from the dresser top onto the bed while wearing your Superman cape

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2023:  18:15:37

My coffee beans stink

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/03/2023:  21:26:57

Beware: If you stay under water too long, you could drown.

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2023:  05:53:04

I wish I had a $50 bill. I could use it to buy $5 worth of gasoline.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/04/2023:  06:56:03

It surely does make a person wonder

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/04/2023:  17:58:48

I just tested positive for needing a vacation!

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2023:  22:11:52

I straightened my neck and now it buzzes near the head

DC5 - Posted - 05/05/2023:  05:30:00

Where can I redeem my S&H Green Stamps?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/05/2023:  08:04:09

I took a photo of a wheat field, but it turned out grainy

HarleyQ - Posted - 05/05/2023:  18:23:10

Marriage means being committed. Then again, so does insanity.

DC5 - Posted - 05/06/2023:  04:52:42

Didn't we just have a Saturday last week?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 05/06/2023:  08:16:59

WOW, That was fast