TheLastWord - Posted - 12/30/2017:  05:18:03

For headache and exhaustion drink a pickle.

DC5 - Posted - 12/30/2017:  05:44:16

Pie aren't square, they're round.

grandpafive - Posted - 12/30/2017:  10:25:38

What is that?...........don't touch it

OM45GE - Posted - 12/30/2017:  18:34:08

I reject your authority.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/30/2017:  19:45:44

I think I’ll peel me a grape

DC5 - Posted - 12/31/2017:  07:10:23

I was going to post something, but it had a point.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/31/2017:  15:59:26

722227 is a palindrome.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/31/2017:  16:40:48

You can’t tell me you didn’t notice my shoelaces

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2018:  03:01:14

Lava flowing freely through the backyard.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/01/2018:  04:45:37

Riding a cucumber along the road turns heads.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2018:  05:23:48

The crab is sad.

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2018:  06:03:10

If we had some bacon we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2018:  07:44:26

I’m sure glad I wasn’t alive yesterday

lazlototh - Posted - 01/01/2018:  08:30:27

Take it on the lamb, Nassie, before the chicken powders out.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/01/2018:  09:31:17

Maybe it would stop hurting if you stopped hitting it.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/01/2018:  10:37:28

A hang nail knows exactly how you like it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/01/2018:  11:15:22

My lapidaphnia is painfully conjoining with my oristothilie

DC5 - Posted - 01/01/2018:  14:13:09

I haven 't seen an elephant in months, are they all hibernating for the winter?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/02/2018:  02:47:29

The neighbors are upset about my super tanker collection.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/02/2018:  18:14:37

Attach an ant farm to a rope and let it wander.

RB4picker - Posted - 01/02/2018:  18:36:44

27 Dollars........ for THAT ???????

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/02/2018:  19:18:44

I might need those 42 inch shoelaces now

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/03/2018:  14:45:58

An antelope with seven tails.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/03/2018:  15:28:24

I’ll take a picture.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/03/2018:  15:56:42

Drink up and go home

kentr - Posted - 01/03/2018:  22:01:11

At last, a word game that has boots.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2018:  05:04:49

I’m not a bad crab.

DC5 - Posted - 01/04/2018:  06:24:27

The sky is definitely falling here in New England.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2018:  09:20:37

Would you like to touch my shoelaces?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/04/2018:  17:06:56

This is the only time i laid a fried egg.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/04/2018:  19:37:34

That’s pretty cold.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/04/2018:  20:16:38

My aglets are ailing

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  03:51:02

The early bird didn’t get much sleep.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2018:  04:09:03

A Speedo fits your body like a hammer fits your hand

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  04:18:13

It’s so cold the squirrel’s nuts are frozen.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2018:  06:15:22

Don’t talk to any brass monkeys today

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  11:03:55

It's disturbing that you get pleasure from that.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2018:  14:58:45

Life is like a box of corn dogs.

DC5 - Posted - 01/05/2018:  15:01:24

The end is near, but not on this thread.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  15:16:04

I had a secret but it got out.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/05/2018:  15:18:22

Went to a bric-a-brac shop today - the guy told me I was 3 brics short of a load

OM45GE - Posted - 01/05/2018:  15:54:43

I can’t talk right now, I’m doing my tongue exercises.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/05/2018:  18:59:59

Like a 3rd leg.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/06/2018:  02:59:54

Well,I bought the Mercury anyway,,,,,,,,Good-bye "old Buick"

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/06/2018:  12:12:02

F-O-R-D = fix or repair daily

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2018:  12:24:17

Found On Road Dead

OM45GE - Posted - 01/06/2018:  14:16:51

First On Race Day

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DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2018:  14:27:25

Future Old Rust Deposit

DC5 - Posted - 01/06/2018:  14:28:52

At the opening of The Rifleman, Lucas fires 13 shots, then reloads with bullets from his shirt pocket.