DC5 - Posted - 01/21/2022:  11:25:57

When I come back to haunt people, you're the first on my list.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/21/2022:  17:58:10

And that’s when the fight started

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2022:  06:58:20

You can do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/22/2022:  07:54:33

Is it proper to yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2022:  12:03:04

Hey kids, let's find an old theater and turn it into a barn!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2022:  18:21:16

And that is why ducks have webbed feet

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2022:  07:39:56

Sandra Bullock still hasn't called me.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2022:  16:07:40

Yes dear

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2022:  18:17:49

There’s more than one way to skin an aglet

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2022:  02:58:26

Rose on a piano are nice, but tulips on an organ are nicer

DC5 - Posted - 01/24/2022:  04:29:38

Consider this a warning.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2022:  12:13:37

Let it not be said

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2022:  17:00:51

Sally forth, ye of faint heart

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2022:  03:02:07

Where did all these ants come from?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2022:  03:30:12

Don’t assume it’s just a fart

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2022:  04:27:30

Predictions are always hard, especially about the future

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2022:  05:31:43

These are my golf socks, there's a hole in one.

Edited by - DC5 on 01/25/2022 05:32:00

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/25/2022:  07:29:35

Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2022:  17:37:42

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2022:  05:06:22

Antiques are what they used to be.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2022:  05:53:09

Some things only happen for the first time once

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2022:  09:46:28

Notice how people try to get to Y in the A to Z game.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2022:  10:29:20

Maybe it’s time for modified game rules

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2022:  11:36:14

Don’t worry, that will buff right out

Mountain Dew - Posted - 01/26/2022:  11:43:46

I may not be alright, but I'm all that's left.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2022:  14:11:16

It’s anybody’s race

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/26/2022:  15:30:52

And still they come

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2022:  17:57:47

Another one bites the dust 

Edited by - OM45GE on 01/26/2022 17:58:01

DC5 - Posted - 01/27/2022:  06:20:07

Palindrome post 22122

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/27/2022:  06:24:49

Macho does not prove mucho

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2022:  18:33:45

Try a little tenderness

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/28/2022:  04:34:23

If we don’t, someone else will

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2022:  06:14:10

Keep a wet edge.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2022:  17:11:54

I can’t stop thinking of all those legless frogs

DC5 - Posted - 01/29/2022:  04:24:29

The other day I was . . . oh wait, that was in 1972.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2022:  06:43:40

You won’t believe what I pulled out of the drain

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/29/2022:  10:17:25

It’s nice to have sunny blue skies today instead of a blizzard

DC5 - Posted - 01/29/2022:  11:22:50

Show off.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2022:  15:52:12

You may be surprised

DC5 - Posted - 01/30/2022:  04:59:09

Don't forget your towel

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/30/2022:  10:17:37

You’ll get over it

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2022:  11:22:53

I won’t need my snowshoes in hell

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 01/31/2022:  04:40:45

When I was a kid there was no such thing as…….

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2022:  05:26:00

I’m an analog guy in a digital world

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2022:  05:46:21

We didn't need computers when I was in school.

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 01/31/2022:  11:40:09

What is the meaning of this?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2022:  14:00:09

Haven’t you read the fine print?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2022:  18:02:42

Chilled to the bone

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/01/2022:  05:16:48

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