OM45GE - Posted - 04/08/2020:  11:52:51

Bringing new meaning to the phrase, “Finger licking good”

DC5 - Posted - 04/09/2020:  05:48:44

If it rains, that's gonna get wet.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/09/2020:  07:57:51

Slithering along nicely aren’t you

DC5 - Posted - 04/10/2020:  06:33:45

It's what's up front that counts.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/10/2020:  07:48:34

Notification of a completed refund

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/11/2020:  04:27:35

Cherries taken control.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/11/2020:  04:47:24

Valid through 4/26/1989

DC5 - Posted - 04/11/2020:  07:16:33

Everyone knows it's windy.

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/12/2020:  05:58:38

For the crazy life before the end.

DC5 - Posted - 04/12/2020:  06:08:37

It must have been aliens.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/12/2020:  10:25:23

The redelivery hasn’t happened yet

DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2020:  07:11:12

It's not as much fun as when it started.

Nick Hyserman - Posted - 04/14/2020:  07:49:15

keep your stick on the ice and hit em where they aint

OM45GE - Posted - 04/14/2020:  11:46:17

That’s not much of a dog

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DC5 - Posted - 04/14/2020:  13:51:35

Dealer takes two

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2020:  03:05:27

Not everyone ends up like that

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/15/2020:  03:59:26

The near car is by far the closest.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/15/2020:  04:36:05

What’s a debutante to do?

DC5 - Posted - 04/15/2020:  13:37:38

For the first time I don't dread April 15.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/16/2020:  03:13:06

Lots of chatter from the vegetable bin

DC5 - Posted - 04/17/2020:  05:28:41

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/17/2020:  05:39:32

We don’t need no stinking guidelines

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/18/2020:  04:46:57

Read between the logs.

DC5 - Posted - 04/18/2020:  06:21:26

My banjo is tuned to the logarithmic scale.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/18/2020:  07:33:10

General Motors has taken over the production of aglets

OM45GE - Posted - 04/18/2020:  10:05:33

This is a brief quotation

DC5 - Posted - 04/19/2020:  06:46:07

I might have been drunk at the time.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/19/2020:  08:23:25

Talking to an unknown individual

DC5 - Posted - 04/20/2020:  04:57:13

Lockdown day 45, I think the cat has found the password to my bank account.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/20/2020:  05:33:00

They will never know what I was doing

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/20/2020:  16:40:07

Mr Creepy has plenty of wise bags of camels.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  02:57:17

The myth of trickledown economics dies hard

DC5 - Posted - 04/21/2020:  05:43:49

Lockdown day 46, stopped eating to conserve toilet paper

OM45GE - Posted - 04/21/2020:  14:14:12

Ladle it on my friend

DC5 - Posted - 04/22/2020:  06:31:41

I hate bologna sandwiches, gotta stop making my own lunch.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2020:  03:10:06

Drinking from the milk jug again

DC5 - Posted - 04/23/2020:  06:35:58

It's a prime day

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2020:  06:42:20

But I don't want to be delivered from temptation

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/23/2020:  08:41:25

We have to get our collective s*#t together

OM45GE - Posted - 04/23/2020:  16:52:56

That's a pretty big stick you've got there

DC5 - Posted - 04/24/2020:  06:30:21

What are the probabilities?

OM45GE - Posted - 04/24/2020:  15:14:27

Lettuce be lovers

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/24/2020:  15:56:31

Only 251 shopping days left before Christmas

DC5 - Posted - 04/25/2020:  05:32:56

I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep

OM45GE - Posted - 04/25/2020:  06:43:57

I've had it

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/25/2020:  16:14:01

Completely dumfounded by air.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/25/2020:  17:05:00

I’ll be trucking 53’ trailers full of aglets next June

KyBanjo - Posted - 04/25/2020:  19:16:04

I think I figured this room out

DC5 - Posted - 04/26/2020:  06:24:03

Is it me in here, or is it just cold?