Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/01/2022:  06:30:58

That explains it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/01/2022:  08:08:02

Tow the bums outta town

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2022:  09:48:02

Try explaining that to her.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/01/2022:  14:58:27

I gave her the slip

DC5 - Posted - 02/01/2022:  15:50:45

Don't be Dave

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2022:  18:15:09

Say goodbye to Montana

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/01/2022 18:15:37

DC5 - Posted - 02/02/2022:  05:56:38

Can't think of anything clever to say.

DC5 - Posted - 02/02/2022:  08:10:53

Palindrome post 22222 on 2-2-22

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/02/2022:  09:47:06

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Originally posted by DC5

Palindrome post 22222 on 2-2-22

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How long have you been planning ahead to make that work? It could be a good omen!

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/02/2022 09:49:27

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2022:  11:20:07

Sounds like a penny whistle

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/02/2022:  13:55:05

I just can’t get over it

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2022:  17:29:42

There are three kinds of people, those who are good at math and those who aren't 

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/02/2022 17:30:17

DC5 - Posted - 02/03/2022:  06:07:29

Five out of three people don't understand statistics.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2022:  06:16:13

If the shoe doesn’t fit, don’t wear it

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/03/2022:  07:14:33

I'm never going to Texas anymore.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/03/2022:  10:04:52

If at first you don’t Fricassee, Fry Fry a Hen

DC5 - Posted - 02/03/2022:  11:24:46

My shoes can't be on the wrong feet, these are the only feet I have.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2022:  11:44:47

The guy in the rear got drafted

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2022:  17:52:24

I did all I could

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/03/2022:  18:41:23

I had a handle on life but it broke.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2022:  03:22:06

We’re here for your liver

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2022:  03:48:12

Aglets are gateway drugs to laces

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2022:  05:34:03

Palindromic post 112211. The next one won’t be for 1,100 posts

DC5 - Posted - 02/04/2022:  05:49:07

Everyone knew her as Nancy.

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/04/2022:  08:06:02

Is 'inspired' the opposite of 'expired'?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/04/2022:  08:28:25

I’d rather die trying, than try dying

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/04/2022:  08:28:39

Bill lost his open-toad sandals.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/04/2022:  09:42:40

I’m undecided

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2022:  04:32:13

From the top, on 3

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2022:  10:49:24

I can row a boat, canoe?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/05/2022:  12:46:58

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/05/2022:  15:33:16

A race to the bottom lacks satisfaction

OM45GE - Posted - 02/05/2022:  18:01:44

Brussels is sprouting

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/06/2022:  05:00:34

If you would stop talking long enough to listen……

DC5 - Posted - 02/06/2022:  05:18:32

per scientiam ad sapientiam

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/06/2022:  07:21:20

How did we think to put a man on the moon before we thought to put wheels on luggage?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/06/2022:  18:36:39

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/06/2022:  19:26:48

noli esse culus

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/06/2022:  21:48:57

Did someone ask you to?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2022:  03:12:02

Look what I found in the bean pot

DC5 - Posted - 02/07/2022:  06:24:59

I'll decide, then think about it for awhile.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/07/2022:  07:13:48

You’ve been at this way too long

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2022:  11:35:29

I’m crackers about cheese

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/07/2022:  15:39:31

Jif or Skippy, creamy or chunky?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/07/2022:  18:09:07

A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "let us flee!" "Let us fly!" said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/08/2022:  04:42:24

In the morning I enjoy doing nothing more so than in the evening

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/08/2022:  08:11:19

I’m aghast at the price of shoelaces at Soles’R’Us

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 02/08/2022:  09:22:57

Isn't “Souls-R-Us” a religious group?

Edited by - Pick-A-Lick on 02/08/2022 09:23:35

Amy Lorraine - Posted - 02/08/2022:  09:49:09

Hit hard, run fast, turn left.