dflowers - Posted - 11/26/2019:  08:59:44

Not eating for seven days makes one weak.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2019:  12:58:29

Balderdash

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/26/2019:  13:39:08

Hogwash, as Arnold Ziffel would say.

Edited by - chuckv97 on 11/26/2019 13:39:30

grandpafive - Posted - 11/26/2019:  18:25:23

You can open it soon

OM45GE - Posted - 11/26/2019:  18:29:09

You know what? I’m leaving

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2019:  07:37:29

never try to use a rubber stamp on a birthday cake

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/27/2019:  09:57:42

My winter boots are suffering from lace-deficiency

OM45GE - Posted - 11/27/2019:  11:23:30

No, you don’t know what I’m thinking

Eric A - Posted - 11/27/2019:  12:55:01

The cable guy should have been here hours ago.

TimFromMo - Posted - 11/27/2019:  13:13:35

I was never here.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2019:  04:03:59

Tell Peter Piper to pick his peck of pickled peppers elsewhere

DC5 - Posted - 11/28/2019:  07:43:26

I'll be plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/28/2019:  10:07:19

I’m just not feeling myself today

OM45GE - Posted - 11/28/2019:  12:21:07

I recognize that one

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/30/2019:  15:43:18

I’ll deal with the border when I get to it

grandpafive - Posted - 11/30/2019:  16:12:03

There was a tire on it when I left home

OM45GE - Posted - 12/01/2019:  04:34:45

Pit lane is open

DC5 - Posted - 12/01/2019:  06:59:03

The devil made me do it.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2019:  05:36:45

Another world championship for the trophy case

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/02/2019:  17:20:28

They might as well hang’em up

OM45GE - Posted - 12/02/2019:  17:33:38

It’s not that easy

grandpafive - Posted - 12/04/2019:  21:35:51

They cleaned up real nice

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2019:  03:09:13

Waffles are nice

DC5 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  06:38:12

Got any ether? This mescalin ain't working.

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2019:  07:42:40

Send my bones back c.o.d.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/05/2019:  12:17:23

$8.99

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/05/2019:  14:48:08

A bear with sharks arms.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:29:32

Here’s a gift idea

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:54:22

Running from frozen turtles.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  03:55:35

Giving way to clouds

DC5 - Posted - 12/06/2019:  06:25:42

When I said bury me at the end of Pleasant street, I meant AFTER I die.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/06/2019:  08:04:25

The electrician’s shocking truth

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/06/2019:  14:01:09

Lillies are passing next to Henry.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  03:55:18

Help, I’ve fallen and I don’t want to get up

TheLastWord - Posted - 12/07/2019:  03:59:09

Jack hammers are controlling your television set.

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  04:09:28

Limp celery donated to MIT

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  05:45:24

Dumpster diving is on an upswing

DC5 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  06:14:54

I know my limit, but I pass out before I get to it.

dat - Posted - 12/07/2019:  15:13:05

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday


Aye matey!

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  15:17:41

Hey Daniel !

He who laughs last, laughs best.

dat - Posted - 12/07/2019:  15:26:36

He who laughs last, is the slowest thinker

dat - Posted - 12/07/2019:  15:28:02

I lost a pair of socks, thought I would look around here for them

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  15:29:36

Lost socks in the bowels of the clothes dryer

dat - Posted - 12/07/2019:  15:34:28

I was following the smell and ended up here

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  15:38:39

Banjo players stink after all-night jams

dat - Posted - 12/07/2019:  16:29:37

I stink at playing the banjo

OM45GE - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:26:35

Look who’s back

grandpafive - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:30:56

Look whose front

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/07/2019:  17:38:46

Whose might be incorrect in polite circles