OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  17:37:41

It takes dirt to fight dirt

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2020:  04:00:08

The first pointless comment of the day

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2020:  05:12:46

I bet you $5 I can stop gambling

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/23/2020:  08:16:56

I’ll quit tomorrow

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2020:  08:24:51

It turns out that the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2020:  11:21:14

57% complete

DC5 - Posted - 01/23/2020:  13:18:25

Can the Girl Scouts be sued for the obesity crisis?

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/23/2020:  16:31:30

Jumping down a tall floor.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2020:  18:07:20

Long live chew toys

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2020:  03:58:02

The minnie mouse of chubby flew out for hair.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2020:  05:16:39

That’s the last time

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/24/2020:  07:12:17

Aglet futures are not looking good

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2020:  15:07:00

I call you a sticky.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2020:  16:53:42

Let’s just say that we were not going out

DC5 - Posted - 01/25/2020:  05:56:57

Down with protesters.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/25/2020:  06:12:26

Following the flowing flights of flamingos.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2020:  06:31:01

Wandering across daffodill-covered hillsides

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2020:  20:11:42

Just drink 1 gallon of olive oil and wait for the evacuation

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  05:08:25

Prunes make the going great

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  07:26:56

Holding my breath to reduce my carbon footprint.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  10:50:41

Thank you for your patience

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  12:51:13

Old reruns are better than new programs.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  16:55:23

Self medicating again

DC5 - Posted - 01/26/2020:  17:24:27

Only 299 posts to go to 9000

OM45GE - Posted - 01/26/2020:  17:29:41

Swedish ocean liner

DC5 - Posted - 01/28/2020:  07:04:34

Living the nightmare

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2020:  07:58:18

I’d be frank with you but I don’t want to change my name

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2020:  08:02:26

This hour has 22 minutes

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2020:  08:28:11

I agree with that

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/28/2020:  18:06:22

Orange juice from Mars.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2020:  03:23:48

Extreme gravity zone

DC5 - Posted - 01/29/2020:  07:50:38

Dave's not here man.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2020:  11:01:01

Look closely

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/29/2020:  15:32:46

Crashing though the butterfield again.

DC5 - Posted - 01/29/2020:  15:47:05

A spatula, mayonnaise and rope.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2020:  03:11:30

There’s something off about that guy

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/30/2020:  08:00:02

Much ado about doodoo.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/30/2020:  10:28:46

The middle of a roundabout

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2020:  05:46:24

Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2020:  08:04:48

Hub caps are not headwear

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2020:  10:26:35

Biking for the little fellow

DC5 - Posted - 01/31/2020:  12:03:55

In 99 posts I'll be at 8888

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2020:  14:38:23

This month only has 8 hours and 22 minutes left in it (MST)

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2020:  15:09:31

Suddenly I’m no so hungry anymore

DC5 - Posted - 02/01/2020:  06:00:37

February is going to be a long month this year.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2020:  06:55:17

I can explain it to you but I cannot make you understand

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/01/2020:  08:04:48

Tip a coin and a row boat as well.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2020:  08:16:14

Let's not and say we did

DC5 - Posted - 02/01/2020:  10:27:27

You can lead a horse to water but you can't teach him to SCUBA dive.