chuckv97 - Posted - 08/27/2019:  07:59:19

Never accept anyone’s load of hogwash

OM45GE - Posted - 08/27/2019:  17:46:45

That will bring the count to 0 and 2

chuckv97 - Posted - 08/28/2019:  18:28:01

It’s Labour, not Labor

OM45GE - Posted - 08/28/2019:  18:34:11

Be wary of the carrot's persuasiveness

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/02/2019:  20:07:28

I’m tongue-tied

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  03:23:38

Things have gotten ugly so I’m taking the mirror down

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/03/2019:  05:59:53

is that how you feel ? well,feel this,,,,,,,,,,,,BAM!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  06:33:29

That was Mother Nature's way of saying you have too much free time

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/03/2019:  07:55:27

Father Time is on vacation

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2019:  08:07:34

No, I don't want to read your new children's book

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/10/2019:  22:23:29

It seems aglets are now being found in whales’ stomachs

JKabilly - Posted - 09/11/2019:  01:34:47

Just seeing how many people I can confuse. Har har.

We drive on the left hand side of the road and our steering wheel is on the right.

jjlamore - Posted - 09/11/2019:  03:28:13

Left side here in Japan.

jjlamore - Posted - 09/11/2019:  03:29:58

Samurai wore swords on their left side.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2019:  03:44:28

Beach umbrellas blowing in the wind

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/11/2019:  08:36:54

Not a soul in sight

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/11/2019:  13:42:14

are 73 horses enough?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2019:  15:31:57

Let’s agree that I’m right

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2019:  07:44:39

I haven’t slept since I got up

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2019:  07:58:19

The henna was glowing softly

DC5 - Posted - 09/13/2019:  12:47:41

I just realized it was Friday the 13th and there is a full moon. This explains everything.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/13/2019:  16:00:33

You’re just too darn tricky for me 

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chuckv97 - Posted - 09/13/2019:  17:04:38

Yanks have crossed the border

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2019:  02:27:25

Horseshoe crab invasion

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/14/2019:  07:31:40

Don’t sell me short

OM45GE - Posted - 09/14/2019:  17:46:37

The dog is dreaming again

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/15/2019:  18:27:16

My slip-on shoes are lace-deprived

OM45GE - Posted - 09/15/2019:  18:42:30

I thought you were kidding

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/17/2019:  14:53:30

Skippy has left apple pie.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/17/2019:  15:04:35

Two in a moment, one in a lifetime and none in forever

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/17/2019:  20:17:51

Go down with the ship

TheLastWord - Posted - 09/18/2019:  02:39:43

Floating through time as a furry rabbit.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2019:  12:51:57

I don’t remember that

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/18/2019:  13:43:41

A vegetarian without commitment

OM45GE - Posted - 09/18/2019:  15:50:07

Plugging nickels

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/21/2019:  18:51:29

Schweinhund in biergarten

OM45GE - Posted - 09/22/2019:  11:42:25

That's exactly why

banjoscotty - Posted - 09/23/2019:  12:10:48

HI-HO Old Paint,,,let's git where we ain't

chas5131 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  12:15:29

Of course I do.

grandpafive - Posted - 09/23/2019:  17:59:45

plastered walls have been drinking

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/23/2019:  18:53:01

Those are ex-jailbirds selling used cars

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  05:48:38

Is it tomorrow yet?

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 09/24/2019:  06:10:42

The thought of you makes me bake cupcakes

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2019:  15:01:59

Well, you’ve succeeded

DC5 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  15:41:18

I wasn't even trying.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/24/2019:  16:01:57

Don’t butter me up

OM45GE - Posted - 09/24/2019:  18:25:34

And then we didn’t

grandpafive - Posted - 09/25/2019:  21:54:06

I can't see the point

OM45GE - Posted - 09/26/2019:  03:30:29

Singing tomatoes and dancing rutabagas