OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2015:  03:29:37

No capes!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/09/2015:  06:01:52

What's the point in people posting pointless paragraphs in a pointless posting place

OM45GE - Posted - 11/09/2015:  18:08:20

This is what I tell my patients. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/09/2015:  20:13:30

O yeah, Ransom E. Olds built REO's in my hometown back in 1909

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2015:  03:19:43

It means Rolls,Essix,and Oldsmobile,,,No?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/10/2015:  03:45:40

I think Kermit is cheating on Miss Piggy. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2015:  08:37:09

Sure glad all those tourists have gone home for the winter

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/10/2015:  09:12:58

Florida is very glad when the Canucks bring their money here.

J e f f - Posted - 11/10/2015:  18:47:46

Beer Can Duck, Potato Salad, and a Roll.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/10/2015:  19:15:28

quote:

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Originally posted by banjoscotty

 

Florida is very glad when the Canucks bring their money here.

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My Dad and Mom had 20 winters in Lake Worth after they retired. They'd leave in late Oct. and come back in April. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/11/2015:  14:09:23

Is this the complaint department?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/11/2015:  15:27:27

Can I have my life back?

J e f f - Posted - 11/11/2015:  17:25:29

Are the beans supposed to be fuzzy?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/12/2015:  06:30:21

Helen Waite runs our complaint department. If you have any complaints you can go to Helen Waite. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/12/2015:  16:56:02

Is this the argument department?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/12/2015:  18:56:45

Now you tell me I'm in the wrong place at the right time?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2015:  01:25:58

I have never seen a train land at a taxi stand,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2015:  04:57:40

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/13/2015:  06:51:21

I think I'll just stay here and think

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2015:  11:23:13

Well,,OK,,If you promise not to squeeze it.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/13/2015:  17:08:17

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2015:  04:11:17

Trust me!! ,Camels are not good for plowing in the city!!

OM45GE - Posted - 11/14/2015:  11:25:33

These chaps will go no further. 

J e f f - Posted - 11/14/2015:  15:25:46

Time to break out the accordion and beer.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/14/2015:  16:39:23

Stop the world and let me off

Frankieabbott - Posted - 11/15/2015:  03:55:39

"conjunctivitis.com"  *  Now that's a site for sore eyes!

Edited by - Frankieabbott on 11/15/2015 03:57:49

J e f f - Posted - 11/15/2015:  15:04:54

Danish Donkey Downs Dozen Donuts. Film at 11.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/16/2015:  03:51:29

And now back to the studio where Nathalie will blather in about something unimportant. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2015:  04:34:38

I don't understand,,,,Didn't all of the earlier trains have steel wheels?

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/16/2015:  13:22:10

The last train to Clarksville did

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2015:  15:47:43

And just what did the conductor conduct?

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2015:  09:03:01

Gravity has suddenly gotten much stronger. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/17/2015:  11:19:05

10 and10 make 20,,,,,,unless you're subtracting.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/17/2015:  14:58:09

Better stir the sauce. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2015:  01:58:05

She was only a whiskey maker , but he loved her still,

OM45GE - Posted - 11/18/2015:  03:25:12

The glass blower inhaled and now he has a pane in the neck. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 11/18/2015:  04:08:20

Skunk Canyon Winery combines brazen potato elements and a stale Kandy Korn aftertaste in their 2007 Sauvignon Blanc.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2015:  07:17:01

And there you have it in a nutshell folks. .Is it any wonder we call him Daffy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/18/2015:  07:38:51

Daffy is a word I don't always use,
But when I do I refer to Vainsgille ducks

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/18/2015:  10:23:46

He's not really a daffy duck,,,
He's more like a duck that is daffy.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/19/2015:  09:42:19

I've decided to be a really good bad example. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2015:  15:05:42

Hunting in Florida doesn't amount to much,,Go find the game and shoot it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/19/2015:  23:13:00

Don't go in the woods now,son- there are drunk guys with rifles wearing fluorescent orange toques in there

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2015:  04:07:08

Never try to wear your mittens on your feet

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2015:  05:42:37

We're leaving you to your own devices again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2015:  08:04:51

Sally and Jill told Joe's mother that Raymond and Carla weren't going to Alice and
her two sister's party at Mary's house tonight and that Kenny and Bill have invited
everyone to a pool party over at Frank's grandmother's place where Orville,Max,and
Louie will be playing in the same band as Raymond and Carla.Will you and Harry be
going there?

MWBailey - Posted - 11/20/2015:  09:18:19

My fiddle bow smells funny.

OM45GE - Posted - 11/20/2015:  10:03:30

I've got good news and bad news.

chuckv97 - Posted - 11/20/2015:  10:20:00

You've got a lotta nerve charging $5.59 for a lousy bowl of soup