Alaina - Posted - 02/15/2013:  12:53:22

And there are four sides to every rectangle

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/15/2013:  12:56:09

All wheels are not round.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/15/2013:  13:05:25

And you must stick to the story....at all costs

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/15/2013:  13:08:06

Sure, the squeaky wheel should get the grease no matter what it costs.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2013:  13:09:09

At least the tire is only flat on the bottom.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/15/2013:  13:18:37

What's the name of the deodorant you use......elephant poo?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/15/2013:  17:13:41

At least I don't smell like any other guy.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/15/2013:  17:25:58

Its picking up in popularity lately....so maybe one day.......

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  05:32:07

Girls seem to find it attractive in a repulsive sort of way.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/16/2013:  06:16:41

Some say it has a rather nice stink to it.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  06:29:48

I keep a supply right next to my week old tuna fish sandwich cologne.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/16/2013:  06:35:32

Last week a roving school of walking catfish run off with my entire cache of the stuff.

Edited by - BigMonFan on 02/16/2013 06:36:23

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2013:  07:47:32

WOW!! ,,,These Florida flatlands is sure enough flat!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  08:06:13

So that's what happened to my cigar.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/16/2013:  09:23:29

Does anyone know where I can get Wolf Bros.Crook cigars?
or Mississippi River Crooks?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  10:47:14

It was so different before everything changed.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  14:32:04

I just found out that "Get away from me you creep" isn't playful banter.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  15:14:37

A beautiful girl phoned me last night and said, "Come on over, There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/16/2013:  16:54:39

A beautiful girl came to my door and said she would do anything - ANYTHING- for $100. I gave her a squeegee and a bucked and told her to wash the windows.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  17:29:44

What would we do without beautiful girls?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/16/2013:  17:36:35

So there I was outside watering the flowers when this sweet young thing happens by and remarks she'd sure like to have some of that so I says, well, get you a cup.

Wonder if it was the same girl?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/16/2013:  21:09:22

Was she Miss Inga Fewteeth?

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2013:  07:35:10

There is definatly a resembalance here,,,,,,,,,,,,,but what is it?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/17/2013:  09:11:42

Should I file that under out-takes or double-takes?

mbanjo - Posted - 02/17/2013:  12:54:29

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/17/2013:  16:12:16

This pistol has six bullets in it and only one barrel...

mbanjo - Posted - 02/17/2013:  16:47:24

Its amazing how evolution has evolved

jistgreg - Posted - 02/18/2013:  02:12:19

Both my index fingers are curled up with arthritis. 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2013:  05:49:19

That's noy an index finger you're pointing with.

Edited by - OM45GE on 02/18/2013 05:49:41

mbanjo - Posted - 02/18/2013:  11:34:13

I once had a girlfriend who had a wooden leg.......but she broke it off

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2013:  13:45:20

So that's what happened to Peg after she left me.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/18/2013:  14:11:55

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

Edited by - mbanjo on 02/18/2013 14:13:17

OM45GE - Posted - 02/18/2013:  15:13:16

It wasn't that difficult.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/18/2013:  17:56:41

Its nice to see that someone bagged themselves a bit of p****

FRAILER57 - Posted - 02/18/2013:  23:12:11

After peeling the husk off of road apples, there's nothing left to cook.

jistgreg - Posted - 02/18/2013:  23:25:27

This railroad spike is rounded at both ends! 

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2013:  03:00:14

About half the box of nails I just bought were defective - the heads were on the wrong end.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/19/2013:  14:36:03

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2013:  16:04:58

They say the memory is the second thing to go as you get older. I can't remember what the first is.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/19/2013:  16:21:31

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/19/2013:  16:27:28

My imaginary friends won't play with me anymore.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/19/2013:  19:12:02

My doctor believes I am a hypochondriac. The reason I know this is because when I told him I had a bad chest cold he said it was just in my head.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/19/2013:  19:27:48

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/19/2013:  19:38:12

My posts are a dead giveaway to that aren't they?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2013:  03:55:35

I went to the doctor very upset because I was shrinking. He said I needed to be a little patient.

BigMonFan - Posted - 02/20/2013:  11:42:17

You could have suggested  if he felt that way perhaps he ought to consider becoming a pediatrician.

OM45GE - Posted - 02/20/2013:  11:44:22

He said he thought I should see a psychiatrist. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said I was ugly too.

mbanjo - Posted - 02/20/2013:  13:53:45

That's too bad!....... but always remember you're unique, .....just like everyone else.

TonyS - Posted - 02/20/2013:  13:56:47

I don't know why, there's no sun up in the sky...

(I didn't watch the weather report)