DC5 - Posted - 09/03/2021:  06:23:14

My brother is an only child.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/03/2021:  13:30:10

For a relatively small bird, it sure did have a lot of feathers

Fish Head - Posted - 09/03/2021:  13:41:04

- circa 1982, in a manner of speaking, or thereabouts, but I don't want to get anyone into trouble so the less said the better

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  03:31:47

Pushy, pushy, pushy

DC5 - Posted - 09/04/2021:  05:15:15

There won't be another one till tomorrow morning.

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2021:  05:19:57

“Shut your trap” is outmoded

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  05:24:04

Another blindside docking

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/04/2021:  10:14:52

I have developed my own theory of relativity about my in-laws.

DC5 - Posted - 09/04/2021:  11:10:07

Four posts ago I posted something

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  11:38:34

Let it not be said

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/04/2021:  11:41:27

Paperweight is an oxymoron

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/04/2021:  14:07:36

Good grief, that definite maybe is deceptively honest

OM45GE - Posted - 09/04/2021:  17:34:15

Someone is calling you

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/05/2021:  05:31:52

That piqued my interest

DC5 - Posted - 09/05/2021:  06:30:00

I won't take any silly vaccine not that was rushed to approval. Pass the Ivermectin.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2021:  07:51:38

You’ll never go broke betting on the stupidity of the masses

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/05/2021:  08:19:29

20,000 people out of work

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/05/2021:  13:31:19

where were we

OM45GE - Posted - 09/05/2021:  13:59:23

I’m still waiting to be discovered

GeorgeG - Posted - 09/05/2021:  14:11:42

Saw this online;

I saw a bumpersticker the other day that said "I'm a Veterinarian and I drive like an animal". That got me to speculating that there are an awful lot of Proctologists on the roads these days.

It'll come to you.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2021:  04:07:18

Up with the birds asleep with the dogs

DC5 - Posted - 09/06/2021:  05:28:40

The animals won't let me sleep in.

Edited by - DC5 on 09/06/2021 05:28:55

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/06/2021:  06:26:21

Food fight!

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2021:  10:03:55

Everyone respects a good writer

chuckv97 - Posted - 09/06/2021:  12:31:16

Aglets seem to be the least of politicians’ worries these days

OM45GE - Posted - 09/06/2021:  12:46:40

Bring me some figgy pudding

DC5 - Posted - 09/07/2021:  05:08:15

Palindrome post 19591

OM45GE - Posted - 09/07/2021:  05:36:55

Evil, I did dwell, lewd did I live.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/07/2021:  11:26:09

Will the fun never end?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2021:  05:14:18

I am hoping for something

DC5 - Posted - 09/08/2021:  06:18:18

I hope the plumber shows up soon, not sure how long I can tread water.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/08/2021:  08:09:27

Would you please just make your point?

OM45GE - Posted - 09/08/2021:  08:45:50

You’re not going to believe this

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/08/2021:  17:21:22

Try me

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/08/2021:  17:57:49

what a day it has been.....

Edited by - KyBanjo on 09/08/2021 17:59:17

OM45GE - Posted - 09/09/2021:  04:49:02

Honey, get the toilet plunger!

DC5 - Posted - 09/09/2021:  06:22:16

I'm schizophrenic
No you're not
Yes I am
Would you two quit arguing?

KyBanjo - Posted - 09/09/2021:  14:55:03

Where are the instructions ......

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/09/2021:  18:01:05

We don’t need no stinking instructions

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2021:  02:43:04

I would have enjoyed that

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/10/2021:  05:11:35

Look a little closer

DC5 - Posted - 09/10/2021:  06:07:08

Cleaning lady is coming today so my wife got up early to clean before she gets here.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/10/2021:  16:52:58

You forgot something

DC5 - Posted - 09/11/2021:  06:10:15

A day without sunshine is like night.

OM45GE - Posted - 09/11/2021:  07:13:23

I asked my doctor if I needed adult diapers and he said it depends

DC5 - Posted - 09/11/2021:  07:24:29

Some things you shouldn't share - like herpes.

grandpafive - Posted - 09/11/2021:  07:34:49

What do you think that is?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 09/11/2021:  16:49:14

Why do you think that?

DC5 - Posted - 09/12/2021:  04:51:44

Nurse, I said prick his boil!