OM45GE - Posted - 04/26/2019:  18:28:22

Revenge is mine

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/27/2019:  03:35:38

DON'T GO NEAR THE INDIANS!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2019:  04:02:25

84448, a recently seen palindrome

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/27/2019:  04:36:47

A cranky old lady, three bottles of rum, and a porcupine.

chuckv97 - Posted - 04/27/2019:  06:40:20

Catfish farming in the back forty is fruitless

OM45GE - Posted - 04/27/2019:  13:19:15

A whimper, a crackling sound and a puff of talcum powder

TheLastWord - Posted - 04/29/2019:  03:56:16

The intertwined stings of a heavenly stick lay down on the riverbed.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2019:  04:06:37

Another day, another torn muscle

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2019:  05:29:43

Didn't realize the strip poker game meant stripping furniture.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2019:  06:29:26

Lords and Ladies of the night

DC5 - Posted - 04/29/2019:  08:50:33

Lords of Flatbush

OM45GE - Posted - 04/29/2019:  14:47:07

Nice manicure

banjoscotty - Posted - 04/30/2019:  04:23:03

Wash between your toes

DC5 - Posted - 04/30/2019:  05:36:14

I'd be a billionaire today if I had a billion dollars.

OM45GE - Posted - 04/30/2019:  06:45:35

Simple math made difficult

dow - Posted - 04/30/2019:  11:20:52

Elephants probably shouldn't pole vault.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/30/2019:  14:52:08

Yelling at trains doesn’t pay very well

Fish Head - Posted - 04/30/2019:  14:57:34

That's certainly put a spanner among the pigeons.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 04/30/2019:  15:16:07

Scrabble is played by people who think big words are cooler than little words

Bruce

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2019:  03:22:56

You had me at goodbye

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/01/2019:  03:43:52

Clear water set a treehouse on fire.

banjoscotty - Posted - 05/01/2019:  03:46:44

Never play with cobra snakes

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/01/2019:  05:47:35

A fingerpick is akin to an aglet

OM45GE - Posted - 05/01/2019:  15:58:38

For sale, one used family

buenavides - Posted - 05/02/2019:  20:52:01

What's with this dog lifejacket that I saw online?  

Edited by - buenavides on 05/02/2019 20:52:23

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2019:  03:17:05

Poking holes in the clouds

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/03/2019:  04:08:01

Hankerin' for a two pint nickel.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2019:  04:42:11

Get that for me, would you Dearie?

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2019:  05:22:01

If only we didn't stop at this old mansion on such a dark and stormy night.

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/03/2019:  07:37:18

The trouble with gum is that it’s chewy

DC5 - Posted - 05/03/2019:  12:55:09

I hate re-calibrating my sundial twice a year.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/03/2019:  17:21:40

Digging the serendipity found behind tales of towers.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2019:  18:02:08

Let me show you my surgery scar

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/03/2019:  18:02:17

Dude, stop hitting me with that bayonet

OM45GE - Posted - 05/03/2019:  18:04:32

Who thought of that?

OldBlindGuy - Posted - 05/04/2019:  05:22:45

Spinning on the edge of peanut butter salad

DC5 - Posted - 05/04/2019:  05:43:40

Banned from Facebook

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2019:  05:53:13

I resemble that remark

OM45GE - Posted - 05/04/2019:  07:45:28

Voted most likely to be convicted

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/04/2019:  10:17:43

Get that fork outta me, I ain’t done

chuckv97 - Posted - 05/04/2019:  10:34:39

I’m having a junior moment

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/04/2019:  11:19:11

For the last time, you can’t park that tractor in the bathroom

Omeboy - Posted - 05/04/2019:  13:32:31

In all of human history, the phrase, "Man, I could really use a strong cup of decaf," has never been uttered.

TheLastWord - Posted - 05/04/2019:  14:20:08

Hand me that large elephant.

OM45GE - Posted - 05/05/2019:  05:45:21

I am the bane of my existence

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/05/2019:  07:58:51

If dogs could talk, surely they would say we’re weird

DC5 - Posted - 05/05/2019:  14:28:00

I want the proponents of Intelligent Design to explain the prostate.

yeoldbanjoguy - Posted - 05/05/2019:  15:17:48

Sleep.......sleep........slee.......sl
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Omeboy - Posted - 05/05/2019:  20:40:15

Nobody has ever wanted "prostate enlargement surgery."