chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2016:  07:34:52

Some guy on the street corner said the world's coming to an end

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/29/2016:  10:59:46

Yes sir,,It is for a fact

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  11:56:03

So then, a giant sinkhole appeared and swallowed our entire home and everything in it, and that's why I don't have my homework. Honest.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2016:  12:15:07

Lobster is just big crayfish (or "crawdad" south of the Mason-Dixon line)

Edited by - chuckv97 on 02/29/2016 12:15:32

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/29/2016:  13:11:04

There will be no basketball practice today due to the
fact that the school doesn't have a team yet

OM45GE - Posted - 02/29/2016:  16:12:24

Your body is a finely tuned instrument. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/29/2016:  16:53:36

That is why sometimes we get "strung out"

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/29/2016:  22:24:48

He's wound tighter than a 3 dollar watch

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2016:  02:18:04

Go ahead laugh,,but we know what the truth is

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2016:  03:27:38

Don't knock it until you've tried it. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2016:  03:58:04

There'll be no need for any added comment,,,Thank You Very Much!!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2016:  09:29:19

I can't be two places at once

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2016:  03:41:40

We need beer vending machines 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2016:  07:39:43

Who is Andy Dean and why is he a TV talking head?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2016:  11:12:40

My wife wants to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wants me to drive.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2016:  08:14:51

Take her home,,turn on Hallmark channel,,and give her
a dish of popcorn

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2016:  12:22:52

I can't figure out where to load the film on my smart phone's camera.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2016:  14:22:51

They say the grass is all synthetic

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2016:  14:46:27

They said no guns allowed so I took my bazooka

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2016:  03:20:59

Here, allow me to help. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2016:  04:07:05

NO!!! DON"T TOUCH ME YOU SCOUNDREL!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2016:  07:10:37

Lady, I need to help you across the street to get my merit badge so I don't care if you just crossed to this side.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2016:  08:11:33

Once I lent a helping hand to help lady across street.Then she slapped me
because she didn't like where my hand was.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2016:  08:16:17

If the women don't find you handsome, they can at least find you handy.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/04/2016:  09:37:16

Pappy kin we pleeze go to da shin dig tamary nat?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2016:  09:52:12

Damned snow

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2016:  05:47:41

A sickeningly prodigious profile tenderly sees to the elephant.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2016:  07:30:19

The corns on my toes ain't't for poppin'

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2016:  09:38:25

You had better stand back when the dogs starts squatting like that. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/06/2016:  04:24:05

The last sentence you saw slips on a banana peel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2016:  12:20:22

37 cucumbers,9 tomatoes,and 19 ears of corn made up a peck. ( they were small)

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  03:31:45

That is a very moldy container of sour cream 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  05:06:33

It was exactly 1:30 when the noon whistle blew.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  05:14:38

And so the worm turns. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2016:  05:24:11

Naw, they're not bald yet - another 50,000 miles should do it

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  07:42:12

If that bird hadn't fallen to the ground I would never have known it was dead. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  09:18:58

Never give your credit card PIN # to anyone else except me..

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  12:56:45

All requests have to be hand written on. $100 bill.   

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  13:27:31

Southern Pride is much better than Levi Garrett

OM45GE - Posted - 03/07/2016:  13:55:37

Come back here and I'll taunt you a second time. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/07/2016:  15:32:46

The proof is in the pickin'

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2016:  03:19:23

Bring us some shrubbery. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/08/2016:  04:12:08

Lucky number slevin has your skin crawling.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/08/2016:  04:20:37

One arm bandits are handicapped

OM45GE - Posted - 03/08/2016:  16:35:01

Look what just came out of my ear!

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2016:  20:20:41

Shoe/shoo fly is not a pie

Edited by - chuckv97 on 03/08/2016 20:21:11

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2016:  03:20:55

That was supposed to cushion the blow?

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/09/2016:  05:14:11

You think she looks good now..You should see
her with her clothes on..

OM45GE - Posted - 03/09/2016:  09:54:30

And another thing...