OM45GE - Posted - 06/07/2015:  17:42:21

It must be something he ate. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/07/2015:  18:20:35

Yes,,It's true. All the taxi drivers are doing it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/07/2015:  19:34:58

Well if everybody else is doing it, then I sure as heck ain't

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2015:  03:31:37

I didn't say everybody was doing it,,I said all the taxi drivers were doing it.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2015:  09:01:17

I don't have enough money to pay attention.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2015:  10:03:40

It takes 37,29,42,65,11,7 to win the Florida lottery.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/08/2015:  10:52:17

Never try, never fail.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/08/2015:  16:27:42

Awww,,,you're just saying that.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/08/2015:  18:50:46

Head disappointment off at the pass

OM45GE - Posted - 06/09/2015:  03:43:14

Be one of the first fifty callers and we will still over charge you for something poorly made that you don't really need. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/09/2015:  04:27:27

There's thirteen hundred and fifty two guitar pickers in Nashville
and I'm left here in Ft.Pierce to play at the county fair,,,,,,,,,,,bummer!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2015:  07:06:15

Your incessant whining is not going to get me to change my mind. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/10/2015:  07:16:40

But a $100 bill might.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/10/2015:  12:16:17

She leaned back against the pillows, languidly crossed her legs, took a sip from her wineglass and asked, "Would you like to spend the night?"

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/10/2015:  13:34:00

I replied in a sorrowful tone, "I'm so broke I can't afford to spend anything right now".

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2015:  03:30:36

We have revoked your membership. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/11/2015:  09:14:46

I wasn't surprised when they shouted,,"This is a raid"!!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2015:  14:33:34

It's only flat on the bottom. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/11/2015:  14:35:11

Roll ahead a foot so you can check the bottom of your tires

OM45GE - Posted - 06/11/2015:  18:33:18

No, my dog doesn't bite, but that's not my dog. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2015:  04:47:08

I went to this place and never once looked back.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/12/2015:  08:11:27

She scratched my back with a hacksaw

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/12/2015:  08:48:47

That tractor has a mind of it's own

OM45GE - Posted - 06/12/2015:  18:50:47

Time to go cow tipping

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2015:  10:23:39

The Trolls like to go into hiding in the daytime.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/13/2015:  15:01:57

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/13/2015:  15:55:40

When this is all over,,we'll be finished.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2015:  02:30:00

You're wet behind the ears

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/14/2015:  06:39:50

If you rub air lines the wrong way, you'll end up in Mexican overdrive.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/14/2015:  08:58:43

Life sure is tedious,,ain't it

J e f f - Posted - 06/14/2015:  09:32:53

Will you dang birds quit pooping on my truck!

That's all I have to say about that.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2015:  03:27:48

Toasters were not intended at tub toys. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/15/2015:  08:19:21

Tubs were not meant for boating

TheLastWord - Posted - 06/15/2015:  13:34:10

Nothing of importance lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2015:  15:20:12

never lean out the car window when going through a tunnel

OM45GE - Posted - 06/15/2015:  16:41:18

No thanks, I'll get my own. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/15/2015:  18:23:02

Which came first? The chicken or the corn stalk?

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  03:15:51

We're going hummingbird hunting today. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  04:42:57

All 10 of these horses are winners,,,,except the 9 on the right.

chuckv97 - Posted - 06/16/2015:  06:10:38

Never drink before playing horseshoes

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  08:39:03

'all the little birds on jaybird street
love to hear the robin go honk,honk,honk

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  14:51:29

That boy has hit rock bottom and is still digging furiously. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  16:40:58

and he dug so far down that he had to jump up to touch the bottom

OM45GE - Posted - 06/16/2015:  17:13:45

The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/16/2015:  18:06:20

I was running my "34" Ford so fast that I ran up behind it and smashed the tail lights
out and busted my radiator. The insurance company never did figure that one out.

OM45GE - Posted - 06/17/2015:  16:40:19

Let me show you to the back yard. 

FRAILER57 - Posted - 06/17/2015:  20:51:52

had a beagle with no legs when I was young. Used to roll him around in a wheel barrow. Man, he would wear me out chasing after rabbits!

OM45GE - Posted - 06/18/2015:  03:46:59

I think there's an elephant hiding in the refrigerator. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 06/18/2015:  10:01:49

I don't care what you say,,Mighty Mouse is real.