banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2017:  02:18:19

That's a good idea Bubba,,,,,,,,,,,You go first!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2017:  03:16:33

Yellow snow - yummy!

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/28/2017:  13:29:34

Tell'em you need a year off

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/28/2017:  13:42:46

Don't settle for anything less than $2,000,000,,,,,,,,,,cash

OM45GE - Posted - 02/28/2017:  14:02:13

I was whistling while I worked and got fired for disturbing my coworkers.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2017:  04:00:06

What if a person doesn't have any "cows to come home"?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2017:  04:37:13

Hemoroids are a real pain in the neck

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2017:  04:42:15

My horse sort of likes it in the barn.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2017:  05:15:38

When you get to the top of the mountain you either have to
stay there or come back down.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2017:  05:21:22

A dripping tap gathers no moss

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2017:  06:53:36

That's acute angina. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2017:  10:03:21

Three and nine is twelve,,,if you're adding

OM45GE - Posted - 03/01/2017:  12:25:14

27 if you're multiplying.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2017:  18:32:47

Three/3/trois if you're dividing

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/01/2017:  19:48:48

GEE!!,,I'm sorry I started something.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/01/2017:  19:52:42

A rolling stone is worth two in the bush

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2017:  02:58:39

3's the square root of 9 if you're calculating. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2017:  04:17:34

never wear a white shirt to a spaghetti dinner,,

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2017:  05:49:13

Dive right in and wallow in it.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/02/2017:  07:49:11

Wake up and read the coffe on the wall

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/02/2017:  09:16:41

Man said,,So help me I'll kiss you!
Woman said,,So kiss me I'll help you!

OM45GE - Posted - 03/02/2017:  16:28:08

Classy dresses for all occasions. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/02/2017:  19:27:39

An enigma runs through everything soaking wet.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2017:  02:40:08

We're going the wrong way here.  

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2017:  04:03:10

I wear a cross draw pistol/holster rig.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2017:  04:37:01

Just wear it inside out

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2017:  06:12:08

Don't ask me about my rutabagas.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/03/2017:  08:55:56

22 ammo is back on shelf at walmart

OM45GE - Posted - 03/03/2017:  14:50:43

Why the hell would I want to kiss your grits?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2017:  18:07:32

He reads like a fish

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2017:  03:49:01

A fart is not what they mean by "tail wind".

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/04/2017:  12:35:34

Her fart smiled of raspberry and vanilla.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2017:  17:41:54

She could have picked a better time to do that. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2017:  19:01:00

Nope - not the Uke Line, or the Poduction Line, or the Kraut Line.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/04/2017:  21:20:45

Having a beak longer than your body does have its drawbacks. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 03/05/2017:  05:05:13

Sixty-four slips on a banana peel.

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2017:  07:34:48

And you're saying no one heard anything?

OM45GE - Posted - 03/05/2017:  13:42:00

We put the wrong turkey in the oven.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2017:  14:05:21

Spring is just around the shock absorber

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/05/2017:  15:20:43

I wouldn't say she's completely useless.

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2017:  02:47:50

Frozen goose poop. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2017:  03:53:25

she said she could kill 400 fish at the same time,,,
so she threw her panties in the lake,,,,,

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2017:  07:10:33

I need a shot of spring tonic

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2017:  07:32:20

I'm starting to enjoy the pain

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2017:  11:46:59

no rest for those that just keep on working

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2017:  12:09:07

Yes it's cold, but not too cold.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/06/2017:  12:10:38

I worked ^*#+^*~!* on my taxes this mourning

OM45GE - Posted - 03/06/2017:  12:13:46

I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...

banjoscotty - Posted - 03/06/2017:  14:35:50

Uncle Sam is a great feller