OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2015:  08:25:20

Oh look!

Scaggs7 - Posted - 01/22/2015:  20:00:17

ask Scotty about Paint Creek and such

OM45GE - Posted - 01/23/2015:  03:16:15

I just hate it when that happens

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/24/2015:  01:52:39

The clear star that is yesterday set a treehouse on fire.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2015:  04:29:59

I know some about "Old Paint",,but I don't know to much about "such".
I could tell some tales concerning California Holler.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2015:  08:08:26

There are a few extra jellyfish if you are still hungry. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/24/2015:  08:43:16

Only the lonely are lonely,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 01/24/2015:  11:59:24

As an outsider, please tell us your thoughts on the human race. 

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/25/2015:  00:09:29

,,,

And that ain't all!!!   @$#%$^&^*(_+^@   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by - banjoscotty on 01/25/2015 00:14:34

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/25/2015:  02:33:07

Gabby Hays got nothin' on you

OM45GE - Posted - 01/25/2015:  04:59:48

I'm sorry, we're closed. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  19:01:56

$1.69 a gallon?!? Am I dreaming?

FRAILER57 - Posted - 01/26/2015:  20:40:21

Holy Schnykeyes!  Everybody needs to get one of these....

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2015:  03:32:32

Well,,OK,,,,Just this once.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  05:08:25

My last post made my post count a palindrome.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/27/2015:  06:58:31

That's when Mother Superior said; NO !!!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  10:36:07

It's getting mighty deep around here.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/27/2015:  11:20:19

Snow is just highly expanded frozen H2O

OM45GE - Posted - 01/27/2015:  11:46:44

Mom,he's doing it again!

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/28/2015:  01:52:56

She still doesn't know if she's a who or what.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/28/2015:  03:40:46

All God's children aren't free

OM45GE - Posted - 01/28/2015:  04:05:35

We've canceled that activity for today.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/28/2015:  15:33:55

A cranky old lady awoke the prime minister.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2015:  10:09:30

Given the choice, I'll take that one.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/29/2015:  13:27:55

You can't drive to that part of MN without goin' thru MB

OM45GE - Posted - 01/29/2015:  15:33:16

The sauce is burning.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/30/2015:  06:53:49

How in the world did you ever achieve that status?

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/30/2015:  20:27:41

I ain't gonna work tomorrow

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2015:  03:20:19

The other side likes to take long walks in the park.

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2015:  04:14:14

There must be a button on here somewhere to fix that.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2015:  07:06:33

Sorry sir, we are closed for the day. 

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2015:  07:48:44

Wadda ya mean this is a limited edition banjer?? Are ya tryin' te hornswoggle me?

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2015:  09:23:38

Them something backstage went BANG-CRASH-BOOM and someone
said;; What was that?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/31/2015:  09:57:34

Yes the sign says we are open 24 hours, but it doesn't say which hours. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/31/2015:  12:46:58

We will constantly strive to procure worldwide business metrics for today's Scandinavian eBusinesses.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/31/2015:  15:37:46

I was born below sea level

banjoscotty - Posted - 01/31/2015:  18:13:01

Oh yeah,,Sure,,And now you come to me and want to borrow WHAT!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/01/2015:  07:17:37

It's only flat on the bottom. 

TheLastWord - Posted - 02/02/2015:  15:36:48

20 embarrassing truths that will make your waiter go crazy.

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/02/2015:  16:56:53

Always keep length of rope in your trunk

OM45GE - Posted - 02/02/2015:  19:14:35

Damned groundhog  

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2015:  08:51:53

Once upon a time ago,,there was a fair young damsel,
Or was it a dirty old man?,,,,,,,,,,,,

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2015:  11:17:39

He bit me!

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/03/2015:  13:15:29

OK boys,,"LET'ER RIPP!!!

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2015:  13:34:28

Alright, who cut one?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/03/2015:  13:50:03

Pulling fingers,are we?

OM45GE - Posted - 02/03/2015:  14:41:45

I've looked everywhere and that darned tarantula has given me the slip yet again.

banjoscotty - Posted - 02/04/2015:  03:21:27

Ya"ll remember when,,,uhhh,,,now I can't remember.
Scaggs,play another tune will ya?

chuckv97 - Posted - 02/04/2015:  06:50:42

Scaggs,I can't hear you.