RandyZ - Posted - 11/12/2013:  06:29:50

if they would let me...id wear pajama pants to work everyday~

roxygrl - Posted - 11/12/2013:  06:32:45

Didja ever get the feeling you was being watched?....

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2013:  08:02:12

Once when I was young and out in the woods eating paw-paws, I saw
something that made my hair stand on end!!

RandyZ - Posted - 11/12/2013:  12:01:36

Last text from Gen. Custer: OMG!.. are you freekin kidding me?

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/12/2013:  13:31:50

We were all around the water tank when we saw this "thing" in the sky.
Yeah! Yeah! It was the little dwarf man with the snow white beard dressed
in a red suit.

TonyS - Posted - 11/12/2013:  14:51:03

Why does the song say Cat Balu was 'mean and evil through and through' - any proof?  She has a lawyer ya know! Go ahead, make up songs, we'll see you in court!

roxygrl - Posted - 11/12/2013:  16:17:46

At wast! the wong arm of the waw is reaching out and cwosing in on you...You scwewy wabbit.!..

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2013:  02:45:37

WHO ME??,,Santa Clause?,,,Oh Please,give me a break!!

RandyZ - Posted - 11/13/2013:  07:28:17

if im going somewhere the next day....i have to go there the day before to leave a post-it note to remind me why i came there~

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/13/2013:  12:05:10

I saw John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmit today.
We just call him Bubba

RandyZ - Posted - 11/13/2013:  12:38:23

hey....i saw Bubba today ~ we just call him John !

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/13/2013:  12:49:09

I have a sister and two brothers and although my sister doesn't have any sisters at all she has more brothers than I do.

roxygrl - Posted - 11/13/2013:  13:23:51

...Wisten to the whythmic whythm of the woodwinds as it wowws awound an' awound...and it comes out here!

eljimb0 - Posted - 11/13/2013:  23:08:06

I was driving down the road the other day and I turned into a gas station.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2013:  04:13:25

"gas station"?,,,,,,Cinderella was coming home from the ball and
her carriage turned into a pumpkin,,and the horses turned into mice

RandyZ - Posted - 11/14/2013:  06:06:15

theres just something about a red haired girl that makes me forget what im doing...now....what was i doing ?

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/14/2013:  08:50:51

My window faces the south.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2013:  11:26:27

Don't expect any special treatment here!

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/14/2013:  13:15:18

Even after all that rigormarore, I'm right back where I started

FRAILER57 - Posted - 11/14/2013:  13:17:45

My keyboard just broke. Now I have to retrieve my manually operated linear deposition tools!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/14/2013:  16:08:24

Oh,,don't mind me.I'll only be staying
in your home for 4 months,,,,,,

MWBailey - Posted - 11/15/2013:  07:36:09

My underwear smells like Rose's.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2013:  08:23:35

There was this man who thought he knew everything.

But it turned out that he only knew what he knew,,

Which was mostly false.

Edited by - banjoscotty on 11/15/2013 08:26:52

RandyZ - Posted - 11/15/2013:  13:08:15

somebody told me that you thought that i thought you were thinking of me...

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/15/2013:  14:06:29

I'm telling you those 9mm pistols will not get this job done.

eljimb0 - Posted - 11/16/2013:  01:49:36

..The dog ate my alarm clock.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2013:  03:22:15

Turn the lights out,come down the back stairs,
I'll be waiting in the garden. And please,,don't
bring your little brother.

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/16/2013:  06:20:57

Simple Simon and Little Boy Blue were from different neighborhoods.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/16/2013:  08:34:07

An estimated 250 million turkeys to be eaten this Thanksgiving Day!

RandyZ - Posted - 11/19/2013:  10:08:46

im guessing there'd be chaos if we got rid of just 1 commandment....

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/19/2013:  11:47:49

The 45 cal.bullet hurts much more than a 38 special if it should hit you,,,,,,

RandyZ - Posted - 11/19/2013:  12:32:34

and here i thought she loved me for my money.....dang, was i fooled~

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/20/2013:  04:06:23

sometimes,love hurts

TonyS - Posted - 11/22/2013:  08:07:59

To protect a turkey - I'm makin a lasagna shaped like one!  Think anyone will notice?

MWBailey - Posted - 11/22/2013:  09:43:29

The Dutch guy I told off was bein' a Euroweenie.

RandyZ - Posted - 11/22/2013:  12:20:19

i heard that everytime my sirius goes out....that aliens are goofin around with the satellite

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/22/2013:  12:58:25

This man said he wished he was a better person.
I told him I wished he was too

MWBailey - Posted - 11/23/2013:  07:16:25

Walla-walla bing-bong tutter flutter foofaraw yadda yadda dingleberry haw haw haw.

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/23/2013:  07:51:22

cha-wah-wah-s are really mice on stair-oids

RandyZ - Posted - 11/25/2013:  07:48:44

if you shot the sheriff, but didnt shoot the deputy......does it really matter? you shot the SHERIFF!

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/25/2013:  12:37:36

Only Tonto knows who the Lone Ranger is

RandyZ - Posted - 11/26/2013:  07:54:10

it would be cool if just once....my boss would call me and say: i really need you to stay in bed today, ok?

BigMonFan - Posted - 11/26/2013:  08:17:33

How long is this Jack Frost character gonna keep gettin' by with nipping at folks noses before someone hauls off and smacks him?

roxygrl - Posted - 11/26/2013:  15:16:40

Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?..

banjoscotty - Posted - 11/27/2013:  04:59:06

When I was 5/6 years old I was singing,"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth".
Now I'm 73 and asking the same thing.

RandyZ - Posted - 12/05/2013:  09:54:22

sometimes i hear: randy randy, sweet as candy~ theres times when i wish my name was Chuck.....

chuckv97 - Posted - 12/05/2013:  11:37:16

My name IS Chuck,some folks call me Charlie,and all I ever hear is "Chuck you Farlie"

banjoscotty - Posted - 12/06/2013:  03:33:38

WAIT!!! DON'T pull that trigger,,,BANG!!,,,,,,,,See there,,I told you so.

RandyZ - Posted - 12/06/2013:  08:03:50

if i could see into the future, im pretty sure id like to see my driveway have blacktop on it~