Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/03/2023:  13:42:35

Having only four sleeping positions (right side, left side, back and front) is getting boring

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/03/2023:  22:51:20

I’ll go to the barber kicking and screaming

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/04/2023:  04:27:35

I found this in the fridge, can anyone identify it?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/04/2023:  05:26:31

Sauerkraut & kefir for brake-fast

DC5 - Posted - 03/04/2023:  06:07:42

Went to the barber for the first time in 3 years.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2023:  07:53:39

I’ve never played a banjo while naked

DC5 - Posted - 03/05/2023:  11:45:51

You don't know what you've missed.

I always think of good things to post in this topic when I'm away from the computer, but forget them when I'm here.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/05/2023:  15:22:25

I’m not quite sure what to make of this situation

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/05/2023:  20:04:48

I’ve got a great memory, it’s just short, is all

DC5 - Posted - 03/06/2023:  07:10:53

I forgot what I was going to say.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/06/2023:  14:24:11

Is happy hour morphing into gummy hour?

DC5 - Posted - 03/07/2023:  05:37:09

This post is not a palindrome.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/07/2023:  06:55:04

I could be wrong about this, but it’s not likely

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2023:  08:33:54

I’m not old, I’m just aged

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/07/2023:  10:32:58

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age….she locked me in the cellar

DC5 - Posted - 03/07/2023:  11:27:06

My birthday suit need ironing.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/07/2023:  13:05:32

Neither here nor there

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/07/2023:  15:13:48

Jeez Louise

KyBanjo - Posted - 03/07/2023:  15:44:37

Why am I in here?

DC5 - Posted - 03/08/2023:  06:11:52

If you get back before me, put a mark on the door. If I get home before you I'll erase it.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/08/2023:  08:18:29

I attended my TV repair man’s wedding………the reception was excellent

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/08/2023:  21:24:36

Moccasin is a word I rarely use

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2023:  04:05:56

My dentist appoint is at tooth hurty

DC5 - Posted - 03/09/2023:  07:03:56

Really not looking forward to losing an hour's sleep this weekend.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/09/2023:  08:03:22

I usually go to bed (sleep) at 9:30 pm, which this weekend will then become 10:30 pm, which is way too late for me. I’ll have to make up for it by sleeping an hour later in the morning.

DC5 - Posted - 03/10/2023:  06:27:09

I came to work late, so I have to leave early to make up the difference.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/10/2023:  06:51:31

I’ll be leaving a leaf

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/10/2023:  10:32:33

When the pirate bought corn they charged him………A buck an ear

DC5 - Posted - 03/11/2023:  05:58:47

Remember when we thought 70 was old?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/11/2023:  15:35:14

Don’t you just hate that?

DC5 - Posted - 03/13/2023:  12:38:10

Isn't "hate" a strong word?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/13/2023:  15:36:46

Ten dollars does not a double sawbuck make

DC5 - Posted - 03/14/2023:  12:47:39

The best way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/14/2023:  15:28:18

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

DC5 - Posted - 03/15/2023:  05:58:33

Thank God for Atheists.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/15/2023:  07:28:44

The devil made me do it

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/15/2023:  08:05:14

Would an ant that fights crime be called a vigilante?

DC5 - Posted - 03/15/2023:  12:01:54

Is a cemetery a bury patch?

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/15/2023:  14:03:49

What time is it on the moon?

DC5 - Posted - 03/16/2023:  06:16:21

I can't find my other shoe.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/16/2023:  07:03:24

Damn, how many times do I have to fix that?

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/16/2023:  11:37:44

Saunas make you boil over

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/16/2023:  14:25:21

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

DC5 - Posted - 03/17/2023:  06:27:12

I love the smell of bread baking in the oven.

chuckv97 - Posted - 03/17/2023:  08:48:31

Sauerkraut with broccoli sprinkled with apple cider vinegar puts hair on your chest

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/17/2023:  09:55:56

I accidentally took my cat’s medication……….don’t ask meow

DC5 - Posted - 03/17/2023:  12:33:31

3:33 and still sober, a new record.

Pick-A-Lick - Posted - 03/17/2023:  13:31:41

I’ll drink to that!!

Helix - Posted - 03/18/2023:  05:27:57

Hey, yeah, well then really though, huh? another person actually said this, needs a shirt. It's pointless without a point. Oops, 2 many werds.