OM45GE - Posted - 01/07/2020:  13:31:19

Mmmmmmmmmmmm donuts

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/08/2020:  16:31:39

Rover quit chasing parked cars

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/09/2020:  02:58:17

House built of phlegm.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  02:58:56

Coffee ground soup

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2020:  06:06:52

Watch your head.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  07:09:31

Just passing through

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/09/2020:  09:47:04

Aglet convention is cancelled

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  11:39:39

Lettuce have whirled peas

DC5 - Posted - 01/09/2020:  12:21:26

Look, that pyramid is opening!

OM45GE - Posted - 01/09/2020:  13:54:54

Is it financial?

DC5 - Posted - 01/10/2020:  16:35:24

This is post 8400

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/10/2020:  16:48:58

I’ll be leaving last week

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2020:  03:17:35

Juicy

DC5 - Posted - 01/11/2020:  04:55:13

Cream of Elephant Soup

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2020:  06:42:23

I’ve driven everyone crazy

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/11/2020:  10:00:25

The sun is warm, the air is cool

DC5 - Posted - 01/11/2020:  15:24:28

If you don't eat all your vegetables you'll get no desert.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/11/2020:  17:43:11

Made fresh every time

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/12/2020:  04:08:27

A sharp razor is sooooo crazy plain.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2020:  05:46:05

Either my glasses are dirty or I’m going blind

DC5 - Posted - 01/12/2020:  06:23:56

I failed the Turing test.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/12/2020:  07:30:22

Never mind, I found them

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/13/2020:  12:45:49

Only ten hours and fourteen minutes til midnight.

DC5 - Posted - 01/13/2020:  13:14:24

Just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/13/2020:  13:33:06

Dumpster treasure

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/14/2020:  03:44:27

Just a tent for Marge.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2020:  03:48:17

Better call 911

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2020:  05:18:13

A dozen doughnuts and a quart of motor oil.

chuckv97 - Posted - 01/14/2020:  09:27:52

I’ve got credit down at the grocery store and my barber tells me jokes

DC5 - Posted - 01/14/2020:  10:45:53

My birthday suit needs ironing.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/14/2020:  14:05:27

Tiptoeing through the minefield

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/15/2020:  15:17:50

Haggling for spent pennies and a tall shoe.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2020:  03:07:43

Let’s be careful out there

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  06:50:21

When did it all get so crazy?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2020:  16:56:46

Close all windows and restart

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/16/2020:  17:21:00

The large firefly toasted the ever forbidding knuckle sandwich.

DC5 - Posted - 01/16/2020:  17:58:39

A week ago the moon was full, now it's only half full. Is it a pessimist?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/16/2020:  19:11:47

Stranger things are going to be difficult to find

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/18/2020:  17:31:11

and she said Mesopotamia

OM45GE - Posted - 01/19/2020:  04:00:14

I’m liking the spin cycle

DC5 - Posted - 01/20/2020:  06:02:10

People are making it really hard to be a people person.

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/20/2020:  06:26:22

A yawn and bucket of lard.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/20/2020:  10:48:23

I can resist everything except temptation

TheLastWord - Posted - 01/21/2020:  17:07:03

Floaters and flashers.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  03:22:25

You can count on it

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2020:  06:00:37

Why does everything have to be so binary?

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  06:29:31

My advice is worth every cent you paid for it.

DC5 - Posted - 01/22/2020:  08:58:01

A dollar doesn't go as far today.

OM45GE - Posted - 01/22/2020:  11:11:14

It is not personal